This week, American singer Beyoncé released her 7th studio album titled Renaissance, her first solo studio album since triple platinum Lemonade (2016). 

One of the world’s biggest selling performing artists, Beyoncé fans are known for being some of the most intense women and men you will ever meet, although one local Betootan is challenging that stereotype.

Patrick Bunker (59) of Betoota Heights has not achieved much in his life apart from being the proud dad of four daughters which has allowed him to stay completely up to date with Beyoncé’s artistic journey since I Am…Sasha Fierce (2008).

Although he has spent his life before parenthood trying to avoid drama, having four daughters didn’t leave him much of a choice and by his own admission he might have even enjoyed some of the drama around Queen B’s latest album.

“She did Kelis like that? Girl, really?” stated Bunker, who must have been watching a bit of RuPaul’s Drag Race too.

“I know she can do no wrong but between that and the ableist slur…”

“Plus, Lemonade had more bangers.”


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