EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
As Cyclone Alfred prepares to wreak havoc on Queensland, Brisbane woo girl Chelsea Hanneman, 26, has been left facing a difficult choice – should she continue with her weekly fake tan ritual or will be a waste of Bondi Sands?
Speaking to our reporter, Chelsea says it will take more than a category two cyclone to stop her from going out this weekend.
“I can probably give Howard Smith Wharves a miss, but the valley should still be on”, explains Chelsea, “I just don’t know how fucked it’s going to get.”
Though Chelsea is over the age where it’s possible to wear tiny dresses in freezing temperatures, she admits she does need a bit of fake tan on arms and legs to avoid looking like an extra in Twilight.
But as it’s expected to piss down, any outfit that’s remotely leggy will likely result in her looking like Woolies tiger bread.”
“If I tan, I have to put on three coats and sleep in it overnight, which is such a fuckaround.”
“But then if it’s not raining that much on Saturday, I’ll be pale for no reason and I’ll feel ugly.”
More to come.
