EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has today hit back at critics who call his Hinge photos ‘cringe’, stating that how else will a sheila know he can provide for her if he doesn’t upload a photo of himself holding up a giant fish?
Nathan Gillup, 34, a tiler from Betoota Ponds, says he’s sick of this discourse about men posing with fish, as it’s one of the few times he’ll get a photo taken.
Nathan adds that with today’s cost of living, being able to catch giant fish should be seen as a desirable trait – because if shit does get apocalyptic, he’s got it sorted.
“Look, I’m not really getting photos with the boys much, and no one’s gotten married recently so I don’t have any nice photos of myself in a suit”, says Nathan, a bit defensively, “but you know when I definitely will get a photo taken?”
“When I catch a giant fucking fish!”
Our reporter agrees that’s pretty fair, but what about the shirtless mirror selfies?
“Yeah nah fair call.”
“That’s a no go then?”
More to come.
