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From Australia to the United Kingdom, 14 year olds from all corners of the globe have collectively begun to try to figure out why their mums have suddenly decided to confiscate their computers from them.
The emergency Zoom meeting, which featured leading spokesmen of 14 year old boy communities around the world, gathered in the video meeting to discuss the new phenomenon of computers being confiscated.
“At first, we thought there might have been a power outage, but it just kept growing and growing. All of a sudden, there was hardly anyone to play Fortnite with,” explained Theodore Smith (14), one of the few boys whose mum still hasn’t watched the hit Netflix show, Adolescence.
James Heartworth, a 14-year-old from the UK, says his hometown of Brighton was hit hard.
“Brighton is a hub of Guardian-reading mothers. Pretty much all of them watched Adolescence, and now our computers are inexplicably being seized,” James explained.
“What is so special about this show that is causing them to take away one of the few joys in our lives?!”
The Netflix show, which has highlighted the dangers of the “Manosphere” on young, impressionable boys, has caused a huge rise in bedroom computer confiscations around the world by mortified mothers who just watched the show.
This new phenomenon has not come without innocent casualties.
“I don’t give a shit about Andrew Tate! I just want to play Minecraft! This is complete bullshit!” explained Max Young (14), from Vancouver, Canada.
Many leading 14 year olds have reaffirmed their commitment to raising awareness about their plight.
“We are being hit hard by this new show, and we need to get the word out there that it is ravaging our community.”
“The computer is one of the key pillars of our community. Without it, we are disconnected and unorganised,” explained Jason Wu, a 14 year old from Brisbane.
With Adolescence being praised more and more every day as a groundbreaking must-watch series, it seems there are no signs of mothers slowing down in the eradication of 14 year old boys’ computers.
