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WA Premier Mark McGowan has accused the other states of being “little bitch ass pussies” in their criticism of Western Australia’s hard border closure.

Mr McGowan made the comments as he defended WA’s position that the state’s border will not be opening until he feels like it.

Mr McGowan said the move was necessary to protect the health of West Australians, and that the only people that care are the states that are home to the FIFO workers who drag huge salaries out of the Western Australian mines, only to spend it all at jet ski retailers in the Cronulla Shire.

“What we’re saying to the other states is before such time as we lift the border arrangement, we need to be absolutely secure and safe and absolutely confident that they have community spread of the virus under control,” he said.

The journalists, satisfied with this response were then surprised to see McGowan take it further.

“That’s the current health advice. That’s the advice we’ll continue with.” he said.

“But also, I do think it is worth mentioning that literally not one Western Australian gives a fuck about you losers or your hurt feelings.”

“We are not some sort of playground for you to spread your disgusting coronavirus germs”

“All of you can go and fuck yourselves.”

“Especially you Clive Palmer you giant plastic bag of hummus”

“You will be dealt with on sight”

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