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The Independent Candidate for Sydney’s upper North Shore has today facing continued backlash over an off-colour joke she is believed to have made while being a normal person in her local electorate.
Boele is alleged to have told her hairdresser that the hair wash she received was “so good and I didn’t even have sex with you” or some sort of lame mum joke like that.
This might not have made news for any other political candidate, but as the returning Indepedendent challenger for the Bradfield electorate, it seems that Nicolette Boele is a real chance for ousting the Liberal Party.
This is a prospect that horrifies the media as much as it does the Coalition, because it’s much harder to report on politics when even Sydney’s Upper North Shore refuses to accept the status quo.
The Australian media is now working hand in hand with Liberal Party dirt unit to protect the political class from the disruption of empowered female voters.
The fact that the Liberals only kept the seat of Bradfield by a single digit margin over Boele in 2022 is enough to worry the old men at Nine Newspapers, but Boele’s army of over 1000 volunteers actually scares the fuck out of them.
The owner of the hair salon’s Liberal voting husband is believed to have emailed this shocking scoop to 2GB shock jock Ben Fordham, who then went live on air to reveal this EXPLOSIVE revelation, it was then relayed through every single Nine media subsidiary, including the Sydney Morning Herald.
The last 24 hours have seen Boele apologise multiple times for this lewd joke, as Sydney’s media infrastructure puts the shoulder to the wheel in their efforts to protect the last blue-ribbon Liberal seat in the country.
Boele has since learnt that there’s nothing she can do other than repent for her off-colour language, and vow to meet the demands currently being made of her by the pearl-clutchers at the Sydney Morning Herald.
That is why she has enrolled herself in a June Dally-Watkins Deportment school, where she will learn all the proper table manners and general etiquette that is expected from a proper North Shore lady.
The Sydney Morning Herald says that might not be enough to prevent any further unladylike conduct, but it is a good start. He insists Nicolette Boele should also take communion at her earliest convenience.
