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A recent report by his missus and his mates has found that local car detailer, Kyal Grille (29) is a fucken gun a Buck Hunter.

This comes after confirmation from the publican at the Lord Kidman Hotel in Betoota, who says no one spends as much money or time pretending to shoot deers than Kyal.

“He’s pretty bloody good” says Rick, the 72-year-old pub owner.

“At least it keeps him out of trouble”

Kyal’s missus, Stace, says she’ll put twenty bucks down that none of youse can beat Kyal’s score, deadset.

“He’d own you” she says.

While Kyal is mostly focused on deer hunting, he has in the past dabbled with Elk and even African Big Game.

When asked if he was interested in getting his actual gun license and possibly joining the local gun club to compete in clay pigeon competitions, Kyal says that’s not going to be possible, as he is still on probation for multiple drink driving offences and public nuisance – and mostly only plays the game because his new, more sensible crowd of mates are boring as shit.

Kyal says that while he is hoping to be able to travel to the states to for his brother’s bucks party in Las Vegas, he’s been informed by the magistrate that he will be unable to own a real gun for the next twenty years.

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