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Scotty From Marketing has today once again defended his hand-picked candidate for Warringah, after the controversial Katherine Deve once again claimed that transgender people were “mutilated” by medically transitioning.

As Warringah’s Independent MP Zali Steggall looks to once again prevent the Liberals from taking hold of their once safest seat with an ever-growing grassroots campaign that has shattered the Morrison Government’s chances in what was once Tony Abbott heartland, it seems the binfire that has become the Katherine Deves campaign is nothing more than a pitch for the radical transphobic candidate to get a job on Sky News.

Prime Minister Morrison, having previously attempted to write Deves’ vitriol off as a discussion around fairness in women’s sport, has today had to once again insist that he’s still backing this catastrophic culture wars lightning rod – one of twelve of his handpicked candidates that are currently tearing the NSW Liberal Party apart from the inside.

“What we’re talking about here is gender reversal surgery for young adolescents… we can’t pretend this type of surgery is a minor procedure,” Mr Morrison said.

Rights groups have been quick to slap down both Deves and Morrison for their “categorically incorrect” statements, point out that transgender Australians are generally not eligible for surgery to change their physical sex characteristics until they turn 18 years old.

It is not yet known why in the fuck the Prime Minister keeps pulling the handbrake on his re-election campaign by constantly delving into these kinds of culture wars debates that are only driving his affluent urban voters towards Independent teal candidates in droves.

However, with the polls stacked against him, and Murdoch choosing to replace his front page campaign posters with stories about drug raids, it seems that Scotty has no option but to generate fear amongst conservative suburban voters with conspiracies about their kids being indoctrinated by an all powerful Trans lobby.

When asked to point out one example of this so-called Trans agenda in mainstream media or school curriculum, Scotty began a rambling story about kids being brainwashed into buying a busted old silver greyhound and driving it through the NSW Outback, stopping in at different country towns across the way and meeting a vast array of different people from different backgrounds and political leanings, and in turn forging friends for life and learning a lot about themselves in the process, before beginning a four week drag show at the Lasseters Casino.

“I think every Australian has a right to be concerned about their kids visiting towns like Broken Hill and Coober Pedy and partying the night away in flamboyant sequin dresses” said the PM.

“Because that’s whats being force-fed to them by these radical 1990s Australian filmmakers”

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