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A 34 year old die-hard Kanye fan has once again taken a huge gulp as the middle aged rapper decided to do a rare one-on-one sit-down interview—in a Ku Klux Klan robe.
“Yeah, this is going to be a hard one to defend,” admitted Kayden Harris (34), who, at this point, has lost count of how many egregious acts he has had to defend to confused friends and family.
Kayden, who still holds firm that Kanye is a genius and that people just don’t have the vision to see through his performative acts, is preparing for another long week of defending his favourite artist’s political decisions.
“It’s been a rough few months…”
“It’s actually been a rough few years when I think about it,” Kayden explained.
The 34-year-old, who, like many in his generation, came of age during the releases of The College Dropout and Graduation, has an inexplicable allegiance to the brilliance of Kanye West that he’s never really had to anyone before in his life.
“I can’t explain it, but when anyone criticises Kanye, I just feel the need to explain to them how much of a genius he actually is,” Kayden said.
Despite being the most non-political person he knows, Kayden has found himself many times on the front line of extreme right-wing talking points in his mission to defend Kanye.
The rapper’s most recent stunt of appearing in a black KKK robe in a one-hour interview is sure to bring Kayden right back onto the front line when he is inevitably asked by friends why he fanboys for this artist so much.
“Yep, this one’s going to be tricky,” Kayden sighed while scrolling through Kanye’s deranged posts on X.
“If I’m being honest I really didn’t think I would become the type of person that defended I guys right to wear KKK robes and sell Swastika merch, but…”
“My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy’ was such a good album that here I am doing just that”
