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Australia’s drug dealers have developed an action plan to soften the impact of coronavirus on the industry, both for manufacturers, high and low level drug dealers and customers.

Australia’s most prominent organised crime syndicates have hosted a summit via weblink today, with representatives from each major city, to discuss how prepared the industry is to handle the COVID-19 outbreak.

The industry is “putting in place risk-mitigating measures to rapidly identify any cases of the virus within the sector, to ensure rapid isolation and contact tracing, and could — if necessary — adapt to a model that will see them leaving the gear in the letterbox.

Messages have been sent out to hundreds of thousands of illegal drug users today, both recreational and class A, informing them of the new

One prominent weed and pinger runner from the Betoota Flight Path District, known only to our new unpaid intern who buys drugs from him as ‘Tony Dealer’ – has quick to contact his customers with the industry-standard protocol for combatting COVID-19.

His instructions are as follows:

“COVID-19 UPDATE FOR ALL CUSTOMERS: Hey every1 please remeber to wash hands before getting into the car during drop-offs.

-To flaten the curve, we must avoid hand-to-hand contact, leave the cash in the centre cons0le and I will have the stuff redy in the vehicle.

-If you are feeling sick, please indicate that in earlier messages and do not handle the cash without gloves.

PLEASE EVERY1 It is very importent that we follow the instructions of ABC’s health reporter Dr Norman Swan when it comes to social distencing.

– We will be updating protocol in adherence with the government’s standards. Very big chance I will have the kids next week so will only be free after 5pm when their mother gets home. Plese stay safe ever1 and god bless.”

Our reporters reached out for comment from Tony Dealer but he refused to talk further until we could provide the number of who referred us to him.

For fear or ratting out our intern, we decided to publish this story without his comments.

MORE TO COME.

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