EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
After copping quite a bit of backlash after News.com posted a rare investigative piece that revealed some ‘unusual trading’ back in 2009 (a news article that was quickly taken away from the front page and replaced by an article revealing Anthony Albanese once used negative gearing), Peter Dutton has come forward to reveal that his luck in trading should be seen as a positive by the Australian people, as it shows just how good he is with money.
This comes as Dutton recently one upped Labor’s plans to inject $8.5 billion into Medicare, by announcing he plans on investing $9 billion into Medicare, which is to be paid by cutting $24 billion from public service over four years.
This will be done by culling tens of thousands of public servants, though Dutton hasn’t specified which workers will be on the chopping block, only that it ‘won’t be frontline workers.’
It is unknown where the other $15 billion will go.
Now, in a bold new approach to ‘saving’ Medicare, Dutton has reportedly devised another genius plan: privatise it, then personally buy shares before hiking up the prices, and transform Australia’s public healthcare system into a lucrative investment opportunity.
Under this new plan, Australians will also be allowed to pay for expensive procedures by taking money out of their super – because if they’re going to die, what’s the point in having super anyway?
More to come.
