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Scott Morrison has fired back in the diplomatic row with Canadian-American actress and model Pamela Anderson today.

The Prime Minister was blasted by the Baywatch star for his “smutty” and “lewd” comments about her this week.

In response to calls from Anderson to look after Julian Assange and bring him home,  Morrison said earlier this week that he “plenty of mates who’ve asked me if they can be my special envoy to sort the issue out with Pamela Anderson.

However, rather than apologising for his offensive comments the PM has this afternoon decided to escalate the spat, by making ‘Reow’ noises and hand movements when commenting on the issue.

When asked by reporters about whether he had anything else to say in response to Anderson’s comments, Morrison started making the cat-like noises and laughing while glancing at any white middle-aged men around the room.

“Pamela Anderson, Reoooowwwwwww,” he said before bursting into laughter.

“Fiesty one isn’t she?”

“Don’t get your knickers in a knot over it love,” said Morrison in his most dismissive and blokey voice yet

“Geez Louise, Pamela global diplomacy isn’t one of your strengths.”

Knowing what was coming, the reporters in the room sighed and shook their heads.

“I think we all know what her bests strengths are,” Morrison said before making ‘googly’ eyes and pushing his chest forward.

Bursting into laughter again Morrison then explained that he was ‘fair dinkum on this issue,’ and would be touching base with ‘Pam’ to see if they can work the whole thing out.

“I’ll take care of it, don’t worry. Trust a bloke.”

 

 

 

 

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