The National Party has today admitted that James Bond related pick up lines don’t work very well in real life.

This comes after Nationals MP Andrew Broad resigned from the Morrison Ministry today as a result of ‘sex scandal allegations’ coming to light.

The allegations came to light after a 20-year-old woman called Amy leaked messages and details regarding her meeting up with Broad for dinner in Hong Kong.

The woman alleges that Andrew Broad said: “Im an Aussie lad, I know how to ride a horse, fly a plane and f–k my woman. My intentions are completely dishonourable,” via text message before reportedly referring to himself as James Bond over the course of the meal.

Broad’s allegedly incredibly cringe-worthy and painful comments have forced the National Party to confirm today that 007 lines aren’t a great idea under any circumstances.

“Jesus Christ,” said the leader of the Nationals Michael McCormack.

“I’m not sure why riding a horse or driving a plane is particularly alluring but acting like your Pierce fucking Brosnan or Daniel Craig is an appalling idea.”

“Especially when you are a farmer-come-federal politician from based in North Western Victoria.”

The married MP and man who previously scolded Barnaby Joyce for his behaviour is reportedly waiting for the outcome of the AFP looking into the messages for some reason before speaking more on the issue.

More to come.




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