The country has finally figured out the name of the former NSW Labor Leader this afternoon.

This comes after disturbing allegations of inappropriate conduct were aired about the former State Opposition Leader today.

With the allegations hanging over his leadership for weeks, an ABC journalist has today issued a damning statement alleging that Luke Foley inappropriately touched her, by sliding his hands down the back of her dress and into her underpants.

The incident allegedly occurred at a Christmas party function 2016.

Moments ago the ambiguous man that no one in the state or country could previously name announced that he was resigning.

“I can’t fight to clear my name and fight an election at the same time. It’s just not possible to do both,” Mr Foley said to reporters in Sydney this afternoon.

The disturbing and serious allegations are another blow to the inner city left of NSW after more disturbing and serious allegations were levelled again Thespian hero Geoffrey Rush in recent weeks.

It is not yet known who will replace the man who previously tried to get his name on peoples lips by saying that white families were ‘felling’ from Sydney in a ‘White Flight.’

More to come.


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