WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Coffs Harbour man has today explained to The Advocate in great detail why the Suzuki Jimny remains undefeated.
“Bruz, we have never seen, and will never see a better car than the Jimny,” explained Jayden Simpson, a local Bunnings employee.
The Park Beach man enjoying a breakfast fish and chips on the Jetty before a nice lunch time schooner at the Jetty Beach House on his day off explained that the Jimny was the height of innovation.
“Man, it’s handy like a hatchback but don’t get it twisted, it’s a god damn 4WD!” said Simpson.
“It handles the sand like a veteran Ironman or Ironwoman.”
“And the dirt like a Kawasaki.”
When asked about the societal pressure amongst his regional mates to purchase a large utility vehicle to tail gate people in and out of town, Simpson laughed.
“Dude, no comparison.”
“Jimny does everything a ute does, but without the bullshit.”
“Jimny sticks to the road like shit to a wet blanket as well.”
When asked what a carmaker could do to make a vehicle superior to the mighty Jim, Simpson laughed.
“Make one that flies bro.”
