The Nation

Russell Crowe to release new dance album: ’30 odd hours of munt’

6 June, 2016. 10:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER SPENDING A FEW days at the infamous Croatia Boat Week festival last year, Russell Crowe found creative musical juices flowing through his body once again. However, rather than strum and scream his way through a handful of power ballads, the veteran actor took inspiration from the iconic dance party. "I got to...

Mike Baird Announces Plans To Merge Art Gallery Of NSW With New Westfield Shopping Precinct

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Art Gallery of New South Wales' plans to build a $450 million extension dubbed the 'Sydney Modern Project' by 2021, have been put on hold today, after the State Government declared that their initial design will have to be appropriated into a 'greater plan for inner-city Sydney'. Premier Mike Baird announced that the much...

Federal government rolls out emergency silica packets to storm-ravaged areas

6 June, 2016. 10:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PARTS OF THE EASTERN SEABOARD have been declared disaster zones as the federal government begins distributing silica packets to the worst-affected areas. The silica packets are designed to draw moisture out of the air, drying out stale rooms and sodden gardens after some of the highest rainfall drenchings on record. They've been...

Strangers share nods of approval as argument between junkies enters third minute

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAWNEE IS A LYING DOG CUNT and Wayne can't seem to keep his dick out of her best friend. That's all that two office workers have been able to establish as the argument between two junkies entered its third minute this morning in Sydney. 54-year-old private wealth manager Sam Dunkirk and a 21-year-old...

Local Man Absolutely Not Comfortable Around Flirty Teenage General Pants Employee

31 May, 2015. 14:34 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man, Eddie O'Farrell says being called 'babe' by a sixteen-year-old is one of the most distressing things he has to deal with each year. The 31-year-old carpenter says visiting retail stores at his local Westfield is terrifying, mainly due to fact that his annual encounter with General Pants floor staff makes him feel like...

Home & Away’s Steve Peacocke reportedly ‘too Dubbo’ for Scientology

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DURING HIS LAST VISIT TO the United States, Home & Away actor Steve Peacocke was invited by his agent to attend a Scientology meet and greet. It's a Hollywood club that can become the cornerstone of a career in showbusiness, with many opportunities to make contacts and new friends. However, for one of...

Meet Glenn, Australia’s First Right-Wing Stoner

30 May, 2016. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PACKING HIS THIRD CONE of the interview, Glenn Davis raises his eyebrows when I asked him what Australia's immigration solution should be. He hoovered it down and held in the sticky smoke while he contemplated his answer. "Look, mate. It's not as if I don't like them, I just don't want them here,"...

Local man in polo shirt isn’t a hunchback, he just has manboobs

29 May, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WHENEVER QUIET DYLAN MORGAN'S mother tells him to stand up straight, he mutters something under his breath that typically results in a clip under the ear. Speaking to The Advocate via Skype this morning, the 16-year-old revealed his mother never lets him wear what he wants - and she always makes him...

Kickstarter campaign launches to help Nick Kyrgios get some ticker

28 May, 2016. 11:01 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AFTER BLAMING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING for his unsurprising exit from the French Open overnight, tennis star Nick Kyrgios is the subject of a Kickstarter campaign that aims to fund the search for his ticker. The 21-year-old's shoulder gave up on him early in the piece, with his growing frustrations slowly shifting towards...

Local comedian orders free tampon samples to mate’s house for the third time

27 May, 2016. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE kindness of others once again, 23-year-old student Alex Duckworth announced today that his friend Sam will be receiving his third free tampon sample of the month. After confessing the crime to other close friends, the finance student could barely contain his laughter, saying only that he wishes he...

Social

781,079FansLike
603,780FollowersFollow
119,365FollowersFollow

Breaking News