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Forbes Australian Rich List: David Pocock Joins Timomatic As 2016 Richest

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The list is here, the 2016 top ten richest Australians, according to Forbes. This year includes a few Forbes debuts, and few surprising ones at that. With the winding down of Australia's mining boom, we have seen an increase in other rising Australian industries - such as transport, sport, finance and blogging. Forbes’ 10 richest Australians 10. David Hains $1.8 Billion...

Londoner caught in powerful rip current just hours after landing in Australia

29 January, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DESPITE WARNINGS FROM fellow beachgoers, a 29-year-old Englishman has inconvenienced everybody around him by getting stuck in a powerful rip current at Manly Beach this morning. Chatty banker and term deposit specialist, Matteo Thompson, said he thought the lifeguards over reacted to the situation, blaming their use of hyperbole in their warnings to...

Local Monarchist Terrified That The Queen Will Stop Visiting Australia Every Five-To-Ten Years

27 January, 2016 14:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As loyal monarchist, Jane Wu says her biggest concern about the possibility of Australia becoming an independent republic is the fact the Queen Elizabeth II might stop visiting our nation every 5-10 years. "It's a worry, if we remove her as our head of state, we'll lose the holiday as well as the flag. But...

Top 5 ABC Kids Shows To Distract From What Happened In The Days After The First Fleet Arrived

It’s another sunny Australia Day in this great southern land, and what better way to forget about our country’s dark history of whitewashing and brutality than with a list of the most nostalgia tingling ABC shows from the 1990s. Who cares about the Stolen Generation and our nation's revisionist take on what happened after whites claimed this land as their...

AC/DC’s music used by police to break up illegal warehouse parties

25 January, 2016. 15:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact POLICE IN SYDNEY ARE BREAKING UP illegal warehouse parties with ACDC, young revellers have been reporting. The underground electronic dance music party scene has exploded in recent years, aided only by the NSW government's lockout laws and the oversupply of veterinary-grade ketamine. One issue police have had with these gatherings is that they're completely...

Local Suit Is Seriously Relieved To Hear His 7-Acre Hobby Farm Is No Longer In Drought

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FOR some New South Wales farmers, January has been a time of great celebration, with unexpected and unprecedented rainfall loosening the drought's stranglehold on many primary producers. For others, the scarcity of water remains, as their communities are inexplicably bypassed by the heavy downpours that have flooded neighbouring regions. But for one Hunter Valley farmer, the rains...

10 Flash Spots To Spend Australia Day Without Having To Confront Any Indigenous Trauma

The 26th of January, Australia Day. It's a day to celebrate Aussie pride! A couple of lamb chops and some cold beer. It's a national holiday, a time to recognise what really makes this country great on the anniversary of the British landing. While this year the holiday lands on a Tuesday everyone's getting the Monday off, so it's a four day...

Australia to take in 47000 British asylum seekers by 2017

21 January, 2016. 11:30 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AS BRITAIN comes to terms with the fact that the future of their country is now in the hands of their xenophobic elderly voters, the Australian government today announced that nearly 50 000 temporary protection visas will be granted to UK residents fleeing violent weather and a poor quality of life. While the...

Real Surry Hills man discovered In-N-Out burgers before they were cool

20 January, 2015. 15:35 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THERE WERE CHAOTIC SCENES today in Sydney's cool enclave as thousands of people flocked to Surry Hills to get their hands on an In-N-Out burger. The pop-up store was only going to be popped-up for today only, sparking absolute bedlam. "They were sold out before the fucking place even opened," said a...

7 Easy Ways To Get Your Drink Driving Charge Bumped Down To A Section 10

19 January, 2016 15:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Being charged for a mid to high-range drink driving offences can be a real hassle! It can actually ruin your career. Many industries - including primary teaching, paramedics, nursing, and Uber - all refuse to hire anyone who has been pissed behind the wheel. Or at least anyone who has been caught pissed behind the...

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