Dog Pretty Sure Mum With Full Basket Of Laundry Is Here To Play Frisbee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTMan and dog have lived side by side for a millenia, yet the nuanced needs of the animals in the interspecies friendship are often lost in translation.Case and point, Betoota dog Holly Purpette (5/35) mistook mum, Linda Purpette (45), carrying a full laundry basket as an invitation to grab a frisbee and muck about for a bit. While humans...
Australian Sport In Parallel Universe Where AFL Cares About Concussion And NRL Is Dealing With Racism Scandal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIt’s not even round one of the respective NRL and AFL seasons, and already it feels as though the two codes have swapped places.
While the AFL is known for their unrealistic and aggressive attempts at expanding into new markets, it was only the NRL that launched their 2024 season in Las Vegas - in a hope that our...
Every Real Estate Agent In Sydney Receives The Same Message This Morning
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The suckerfish of society down in the nation's largest open-air sewer have all received a curt message from the state's police this morning, warning them that their extracurricular activities have been noted.
One of those suckerfish, Tom Robert Samuel of Ray White Darling Point (a suburb where wealthy people go to die), told The Advocate...
Super Tuesday Result Sees 2024 Beginning To Shape Out Like Another One Of Those Years Where Nothing Good Happens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Former US President Donald Trump has all but guaranteed that he will face incumbent Joe Biden in the US election later this year after sweeping Super Tuesday.
Republican delegates in every voting state except Vermont today decided that Trump would be their pick, leaving many to come to the conclusion that 2024 will be...
A-League Blockbuster At Moore Park Forces Transport NSW To Sort Out A Couple Of Lime Bikes
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn good news for fans of the world game, Transport NSW have announced additional transport will be on standby this weekend to help manage the bumper crowds expected at Moore Park.
With several hundreds expected to turn up to Sydney FC’s game against Adelaide United, transport officials have stated they’ve been able to drop a few extra...
Supermarket In Gay Neighbourhood Hasn’t Sold Any Tim Tams Since Christmas
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA supermarket in Sydney’s rainbow heartland is facing a serious oversupply of Tim Tams this week as the grocery giant struggles to sell any refined carbohydrates.
With local shoppers looking gorgeous and flaunting shredded physiques for Mardi Gras, it’s alleged the Surry Hills Woolies Metro just can’t get any sugary, fatty or carb heavy goodies off its...
Straight Man Now Feels Extremely Worldly After Learning The Basic Level Of Gay Lingo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local tradie has had his worldview expanded this week, after eavesdropping on his gay roommate who was gearing up to spend the weekend celebrating pride in Sydney.
It’s alleged Michael Punkett, 28, was flicking through Netflix when he overheard his roommate Ben having a very animated phone call in the kitchen, with the words ‘power bottom’ and ‘twink’...
Pink Cowboy Hat Salesman Moves Into Mansion After A Prosperous Year Of Barbie, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, Mardi Gras And Upcoming Beyonce Country Album
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Sydney based novelty shop owner has revealed he may never have to work ever again, after selling roughly 250,000 pink cowboy hats in the past 12 months.
Speaking to The Advocate, Sean Reynolds, 52, says his pink cowboy hats had always done well, but that the market really exploded when the Barbie movie came out - and it...
Interstate Flights Back To Normal Levels Of Price Gouging After Taylor Swift Leaves Australia
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAussies will be relieved to hear that the cost of interstate travel has returned to normal levels of price gouging, now that pop sensation Taylor Swift has left the country to continue her worldwide tour in Singapore.
Having sold out her five stadium tours in Sydney and Melbourne, Swift’s tour saw hundreds of thousands of Australians (and poor New...
Tasmanian Election Comes Down To One Issue: Should The Magic Elves Of Huon Valley Be Left Undisturbed?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
On day 12 of the Tasmanian state election campaign, the Liberal Party has announced a plan to continue for road safety measures, while the Labor has promised to feed Tasmanian kids.
Will Tasmanian Premier Jeremy Rockliff – Australia’s last remaining Liberal Premier – hold onto power after the March 23 election date, or will he be retired by the...
