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FIFO Workers Form Sovereign State In Bali’s Kuta Beach

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A community of Fly-in, Fly-Out (workers) based between Mt Isa, Broome, and the Pilbara have today confirmed that Australia is the pits, and they now be asking their employers to fly them directly to and from their own sovereign state in Indonesia from now on. With a highly disposable income and a penchant for cheap grog and jet...

Record-Breaking Heatwave Nothing More Than Leftist Propaganda

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The record-breaking heat waves currently tormenting New South Wales, South Australia and Victoria have been described as just typical environmental-extremist hysteria. With a top of 47 degrees celsius in Penrith yesterday afternoon, the Western Sydney town was officially recognised as the hottest place on Earth yesterday afternoon at 3 PM. The heat wave is expected to continue today with...

“It’s not a girl’s car!” – Local hairdresser defends driving a Suzuki Swift

12 February, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Known locally as the first man convicted under the Diamantina Shire's new anti-cottaging laws, Johnny Sampson has lashed out at the suggestion that his late model Suzuki Swift is a girl's car. In addition to that gender-specific jibe, the 27-year-old barber has let it be known that he's not a hairdresser -...

Annoying Neighbour Wants To Know If You Are Aware Of How Hot It Is

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Jee! I don't remember it being this hot last year" says neighbour Brenda Harmer (65). "I'll tell you what, make sure those dogs of yours get enough water" "I've just been in and out of the pool allll day" Like many annoying neighbours around the country, Brenda has been making the most of this hot weather by talking about it...

CSIRO conclude eating and drinking linked to cancer

9 February, 2016. 15:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Researchers and doctors from Australia's peak scientific body have concluded after years of study that eating and drinking is linked to almost all forms of cancer. Earlier today, the CSIRO released a decade-long taxpayer-funded investigation into the cause of cancer - and what they found has ramifications for every Australian who enjoys...

Gay Man Unable To Post On Instagram Without Using Appropriated African-American Terminology

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local gay man, Matthew Longhurst (28) is not an African-American female, but judging by the terminology used in his rampant social media activities, he could easily be confused with a Louisiana-based RnB singer. His most recent upload, which includes a photo of him drinking scotch at a work function, includes the caption "What's worse, lookin' jealous or crazy, jealous or...

SA Power Outage God’s Way Of Saying “You Should Have Let Shannon Back Into Crazy Horse”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Australian Premier Jay Weatherill has foreshadowed “dramatic plans” to for the state to step away from the national electricity grid “and take control of our own future”, amid concern about further blackouts today. This comes after 40,000 homes were left without power during intermittent blackouts across the state. Mr Weatherill said last night’s blackouts were “totally and utterly unacceptable”...

Hole for Malcolm Turnbull to crawl into opens up outside wrong Point Piper mansion

8 February, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A large sinkhole has opened up outside a large house in the leafy suburb of Point Piper, in Sydney's far eastern protectorate. Local authorities have blamed the mild inconvenience on the hefty amount of rain that's fallen on the harbour capital in recent days, however, a number of Point Piper pundits have...

Lithgow Wins Award For Best TAB In Australia After Installing Play Pen Next To Kiosks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On the foothills of the least tranquil side of the Blue Mountains sits Lithgow, NSW. A town known for its rich history and efficient train station. As things stand, Lithgow has been struggling to attract visitors to their town. That is, unless the visitors are prison officers or prison inmates. The town has not really been able to top its...

Friend With Huge Melon Doesn’t Realise How Inappropriate It Is To Try On Your Sunglasses

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A close friend with an rather large noggin' doesn't realise how completely out of line it is to pick up your sunglasses and squeeze them over their own enormous face, just to see how they look. Without even asking, Julia - who is able to hide her giant nut through an array of carefully chosen hairstyles - picks up...

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