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Gen-Y CEO Carves Off Unique Demographic Of Easily Disruptable Key Audience Behaviours Measured Against Optimised Algorithms Across Several Dominant Channels

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local apptreprenuer, Rowan Fairfax (27) says his ice cream toppings delivery app should be going live in a year or so, but can’t exactly say when. While even he admits that his 'career' is a little bit complex for most, he has taken to not even attempting to explain to his parents what he does. “My parents generation...

Winter Reminds Homeless Man He Shouldn’t Have Chosen To Plucka Duck Over Unit At Noosa

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT John Greeves (61) is aware that there are many factors that led to his current state of homelessness. The GFC, an expensive and overly vindictive divorce with his wife of twenty years. And Darryl fucking Somers. The winter months is when this lifelong regret really starts to kick in. His stupid decision to not accept the Holiday Day House...

NSW Police Now Targeting Unruly Crowds Waiting For Coffee At Farmer’s Markets

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Police have today announced there will be up to 2000 more officers patrollng the streets of Kings Cross, Surry Hills and Balmain, after over 10,000 complaints from nearby property investors about the amount of noise coming from the 200 separate farmer's markets within inner-city Sydney. "Enough is enough" said Premier Gladys Berejiklian. "First it was the young people...

Margaret Court Becomes Remarkably More Offensive After Putting On North African Headpiece

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former tennis star Margaret Court's comments about Australia's flesh-lusting, sexually-perverted, child- brainwashing LGBTI community have been today classified as 'disgusting' and 'unAustralian' after the media spotted her wearing a colourful North African headpiece. Court’s criticism of marriage equality for gays, which last week brought her national media headlines, as well as her most recent discriminative comments about the...

Bags Of Old TapOut And Ed Hardy Shirts Sitting Outside Salvos Not Helping Anyone

PAUL MORRELLO | Lifestyle | CONTACT When it comes to helping those less fortunate, nothing is going to stop philanthropic father of two Mark O’Reilly… not even the signs outside his local opportunity shop requesting people don’t dump clothing at the store outside of business hours. “That’s just red tape for public liability purposes” said the father of two, “What else was I going to...

Former Fairfax journalist chooses life on the street over life working at Daily Mail

2 June, 2017. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A retrenched Brisbane Times reporter spoke to The Advocate this morning about losing his job and what impact it had on his life. "It could've been worse. I got offered a job at the Daily Mail down in Sydney," said the journalist, who asked to remain anonymous. "But instead, I chose to just...

Dad Now At Age Where He’s Willing To Have A Physical Confrontation With Neighbour Over Trees

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dad is now at that age where trivial things such as fence lines, garden aesthetics and airspace above fence lines take up almost 80% of his life. After years of going to war with the local council while he was renovating, dad is now content with his castle and has turned his laser onto the next-door neighbour, a...

Man about to board Malaysian Airlines flight not sure what he’s in for

1 June, 2017. 13:34 ELLIAS AL ANWAR | South East Asia | Contact "Almost anything could happen. But that's why I fly with Malaysian because it's never boring," said Matthew Greenholm as he sat waiting for his connecting flight to Frankfurt in Kuala Lumpur. The 29-year-old Global Studies student explained to The Advocate this morning that in light of recent events surrounding...

Bondi Real Estate Agent Sculls Pint Of Double IPA In Celebration Of Newfound Interest In NRL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney Real Estate agent, Joseph Huntington-Whitely (31), is ecstatic at his newfound sense of camaraderie and interest in working football. But he's not the only one. The NSW Blues out-of-character performance and subsequent defeat over the Queensland Maroons in last night's State Of Origin opener has today resulted in thousands upon thousands of Sydney-based working professionals arriving at work...

Inner-City Creatives Easily Mistaken For Paroled 1990s Underworld Figures

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The current trend of inner-city creatives and university hipsters tucking in plain t-shirts to their stretch jeans, paired with Blundstone boots, has resulted in a lot of confusion for ex-cons roaming around our nation's cities, it has been confirmed. The new fashion, which is reminiscent of old blokes just released from Long Bay or Pentridge Gaol in the...

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