The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The New South Wales Government has made a promise to young Sydneysiders looking to get out of the nation's largest open-air sewer over the next few years, telling them that their renting days could soon become a thing of the past if all goes to plan. Speaking to the media today in the boomer's picnic,...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As Tasmania's night time temperatures soared to the unprecedented heights of 24 degrees this past weekend, the usually brisk island state of Tasmania has taken a drastic measure to combat the scorching heat. After exhausting all known techniques for temperature regulation, the Tasmanians must now dispatch one of their most resourceful sons on a dangerous quest to the mainland...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that shows the world isn’t so bad after all, the dog from this year’s most anticipated thriller movie, ‘Anatomy Of A Fall’, has taken home an Oscar award for ‘Best Boy’, after being the only one of his kind nominated in the category. Adorned with a stunning bow tie, the blue eyed border collie known as...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTMan and dog have lived side by side for a millenia, yet the nuanced needs of the animals in the interspecies friendship are often lost in translation.Case and point, Betoota dog Holly Purpette (5/35) mistook mum, Linda Purpette (45), carrying a full laundry basket as an invitation to grab a frisbee and muck about for a bit.  While humans...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTIt’s not even round one of the respective NRL and AFL seasons, and already it feels as though the two codes have swapped places. While the AFL is known for their unrealistic and aggressive attempts at expanding into new markets, it was only the NRL that launched their 2024 season in Las Vegas - in a hope that our...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The suckerfish of society down in the nation's largest open-air sewer have all received a curt message from the state's police this morning, warning them that their extracurricular activities have been noted. One of those suckerfish, Tom Robert Samuel of Ray White Darling Point (a suburb where wealthy people go to die), told The Advocate...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former US President Donald Trump has all but guaranteed that he will face incumbent Joe Biden in the US election later this year after sweeping Super Tuesday. Republican delegates in every voting state except Vermont today decided that Trump would be their pick, leaving many to come to the conclusion that 2024 will be...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn good news for fans of the world game, Transport NSW have announced additional transport will be on standby this weekend to help manage the bumper crowds expected at Moore Park. With several hundreds expected to turn up to Sydney FC’s game against Adelaide United, transport officials have stated they’ve been able to drop a few extra...

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA supermarket in Sydney’s rainbow heartland is facing a serious oversupply of Tim Tams this week as the grocery giant struggles to sell any refined carbohydrates. With local shoppers looking gorgeous and flaunting shredded physiques for Mardi Gras, it’s alleged the Surry Hills Woolies Metro just can’t get any sugary, fatty or carb heavy goodies off its...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA local tradie has had his worldview expanded this week, after eavesdropping on his gay roommate who was gearing up to spend the weekend celebrating pride in Sydney. It’s alleged Michael Punkett, 28, was flicking through Netflix when he overheard his roommate Ben having a very animated phone call in the kitchen, with the words ‘power bottom’ and ‘twink’...