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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Mining magnate Gautam Adani has been praised by coal advocates today following the announcement that the coal mine in the Galiee basin will go ahead. After initally facing revenue issues, the company announced yesterday that they had managed to secure the funding required to get the project up and running. That news was greeted warmly by Federal Resources Minister Matt Canavan...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A high flying top end employee at one of Australia's banks has confirmed today that he is facing quite the dilemna. The 53-year-old board member at the Commonwealth Bank named William Cashman explained that he has been mulling over whether to ask for a little bonus ahead of the festive season. Cashman told us that if was any other year...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A new study released today has confirmed that residents of every single Australian town and city with a river, are under the impression that their waterway is 'mighty.' The research released by the CSIRO examined 100's of localities built around a river and found in every instance that the locals used certain terminology to describe their natural streams of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ALP leader and prominent charisma vacuum Bill Shorten has today sent a strong message to the Australian voters by posing with a similarly bland Australian sports superstar. Bill Shorten appeared alongside Jeff Horn in a surprise press conference in Brisbane City this afternoon, before explaining how his leadership inspired by Jeff Horn's performances in the ring and overly...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A desperate Prime Minister Morrison has today made an effort to mend his relationship with former Julia Banks MP, after her decision to resign from the Liberal Party and plunge the Morrison Government further into minority. Banks' decision to leave the party sends a devastating message to voters that the Liberal Party is hostile to women. It's a decision...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A studious African-Australian teenager says she is very excited to finally be able to get on with her high schooling after Melbourne's gripping gang problem vanished over the weekend. Jennifer (13) now has no fear of being aligned with the much publicised and reportedly highly-organised network of African crime gangs after the Victorian Liberal Party lost the a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison, and the 300,000 other Pentecostal Christians in Australia, have been criticised for not reporting the alleged criminal behaviour of the former leader of the Australian Assemblies of God and Hillsong founder Brian Houston. This comes as a victim of Houston's paedophile father and fellow Hillsong Founder, Frank Houston, accused the man’s son of not...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One crunchy-looking detached organ of a suburban vascular plant looks to be in immediate danger of a commuter's foot this morning. The principal lateral appendage of the stem is believed to have fallen from a nearby introduced tracheophytes, and is now of no use to the ecosystem as it sits squarely in the middle of a nearby bitumen footpath. Like...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Senator Pauline Hanson has hit out at the Black Friday frenzy gripping the country's online shoppers today. The firebrand One Nation leader from Ipswich blasted the naming of the day today in an emotional speech. Black Friday originated in the US as a few decades ago, and the shopping sale has recently caught on in Australia, with many online and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria’s state opposition leader has today clarified that he is not Merrick Watts, and has vowed to dye his hair blonde within 100 days of a Liberal government being elected, to avoid confusion. "I just want to make it clear, for everyone out there that are thinking of voting for me because you remember me from Triple J, or...