The Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian media personality Yumi Stynes is once again facing media backlash this week, following her most recent media stoush on daytime TV. This time with Kerri-Anne Kennerley. The heated discussion about 'Australia Day' ended with Stynes taking things way too far by suggesting her wealthy, white baby boomer co-panelist might harbour opinions that other people might consider to be...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Harry Potter author JK Rowling has weighed in on the ongoing debate over pill testing in New South Boomerstan today - coming out in support of it by saying they had it at the 1994 Triwizard Tournament after party. Despite there being no after party in the book, the popular writer took to Twitter and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the most gruesome and psychopathic serial killers in American history is apparently really hot, according to the Netflix audiences. This follows news that Ted Bundy has been listed as the most googled man in the world this week - after millions of of people around the world tune into the new mini-series about the horrific crimes he...

INGRID DOULTON |Friends & Party Drugs| Contact "It's going to be like 40 here next week," she said. "That's so fucking hot." Not to be outdone, her Chicago-living best friend could only laugh. "Tans, it's like minus 40 here now. I'd kill to be home. Do you want to swap for a day? Laughter. Tania Crewshaw and Melody Pearson are two best friends, separated by...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular Bluetooth headphone manufacturer is set to launch a cutting edge bit of kit later this year - a wireless headset with enough battery life to last for an entire Joe Rogan Podcast. Known internationally for being the most popular, albeit longest podcast in Western society, the Joe Rogan Podcast often has a run...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact It's has been confirmed this afternoon, that an old dangly car freshener is still trying to do it's best. It was revealed to The Advocate that the weary old air freshener, despite not putting much into the car's airspace, is still attempting to mask the smell of years of cigarettes. The owner of the car hosting the faded pine...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister and respected Northern Beaches community elder, Uncle Tony has returned to this big smoke today, after months working with grassroots Indigenous groups in remote communities around Australia. It appears Uncle Tony has taken the plight of Aboriginal Australians quite personally, ever since he gave a conditional yes to taking on the job of the Federal Government’s...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the clock wound down on another Tuesday from hell, a local piece of shit stood in front of the frozen pizza display at his high street supermarket and sighed. As our reporter looked on, Dale Peckham's eyes glanced from the McCain's Margherita to the generic brand meat lovers. He baulked as his hand reached...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A former golden boy from one of the district's most exclusive selective high school in Betoota Heights has today popped back up in everyone's life at a 15 year school reunion. It appears the former school captain, sports captain, Sir Joh House captain, and music captain, Declan Harcourt (33) hasn't really done much since his peak... Which was in...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The young people of New South Wales and to some extent, around the nation, have decided to never touch drugs again after the Premier of the country's second worst state said they were bad. Wiping her hands ceremoniously this morning as she stood on the steps outside the New South Boomerstan Parliament in Sydney this morning,...