The Nation

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the Unity Of Country, Urban And Northern Community Enterprise Group (UCUNCE) has found that the most bizarre town in Australia is actually Broken Hill. The three-year study has found that the Republic of the Hill actually isn't just a pissy mining town, as one would assume when driving through the place. "Obviously there's two different Broke...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Sydney man who was caught up in the Paradise Papers tax evasion scheme has called on his former colleagues to offer more transparency to the public when it comes to foreign donations to political parties. Malcolm Turnbull, who was once Prime Minister of Australia, was embroiled in a scandal dubbed 'The Paradise Papers' in...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local baby boomer, who thought purchasing an overpriced luxury electric vehicle will absolve him of all guilt for his generation's role in signing the planet's death warrant, has somehow managed to install over 40 malicious viruses into his Tesla's on-board computer - leaving engineers at the US carmaker 'baffled'. Graham Washbrook, who made his...

INGRID DOULTON | Radio | Contact Executives from a number of local frequency modulation radio stations have expressed their sorrow over the fact that the Married At First Sight Class of 2019 failed to produce anybody with the mental capacity to begin a career in radio. Being on a reality television show such as MAFS is a prerequisite for a career...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The hysteria down in Melbourne has come to an abrupt end this afternoon, after the city's inner city constituents were made aware of a new true crime podcast. Following a big day of blocking thousands of people who actually have to go to places of employment on a working day, the vegans were slowly beginning to gear up for...

INGRID DOULTON | Television and Other Drugs | Contact A number of vegan protestors arrested today in Melbourne will be forced to watch the Married At First Sight finale this evening as they spend their first night in custody. Speaking to the media this afternoon in the nation's most dangerous city, Dale Cassidy from the Victoria Police said 'they weren't kidding...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A foreman has led by example this afternoon at a Betoota Heights construction site this afternoon by letting it be known to every man and woman on the site that he's above no job. Local builder, Rory Pooley, manned a broom around 3pm today to help expedite the clean up after the day's construction. It's a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the last couple years leaning on a shovel, local Betoota Heights man Keiran Smithers (30) says it's always good to up-skill when you start seeing work slow down a bit. Keiran says it'll be hard finding a pay packet as fat as what he's gotten used to as an NBN contractor pushing himself as little as possible...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Several minefields outside Sistak in central Croatia have been earmarked to replace the Sydney Cricket Ground in all future fixtures amid safety concerns over the surface's quality. The news comes after the weekend soccer fixture between the blue team and the other blue team at the SCG where one of the other blue teams players...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local smartphone user Karen Strzelecki (35) has learnt the true feeling of regret after setting her phone on silent and not being able to fucking find it. Wanting to relax in a world free from group chat notifications, Strezlecki set her phone to silent and proceeded to live her life stress-free for a few hours as if she were...