The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The fallout surrounding Barnaby Joyce's comments earlier today that the two constituents of his that perished in a bush fire were 'probably Greens voters' has claimed its first job. After joining Mr Joyce's team after he returned to the backbench earlier this year, Barnaby Joyce's reflection has resigned over the controversy, releasing a statement this...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our bushfire-ravaged nation has this afternoon asked the Former Deputy Prime Minister to 'shut the fuck up for a bit" - following his most recent gaffe which saw him highlighting the political ideologies of bushfire victims. The Member for New England has suggested that the two people who perished in the bushfires currently spreading across the eastern seaboard were...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Somewhere deep inside the catacombs under our town's French Quarter lies the local meeting place of one of the nation's most secretive societies. The Red Frogs, a youth organisation made up of Christian volunteers, is thought to be the modern equivalent of the Knights Templar, an ancient military order of the Catholic Church tasked with...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the nation currently staring down the barrel of the ‘most dangerous bushfire week ever seen,' Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered an invite to the fire chiefs who have been urgently trying to meet with him since April. "Yep, good to go now blokes, come on down for a meeting," confirmed the Prime Minister a few moments...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is no greater shame for a man, according to Widen's lastest cricket almanack, than bowling six consecutive wides with only half of them landing on the pitch. Therefore it leaves little wonder why there's a platoon of Australians serving with the esteemed French Foreign Legion that have all performed that feat of athleticism rarely...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man, who recently completed a six-week rehabilitation course for an addiction to alcohol, accidentally bought a new pair of boots this morning that don't have the required boot straps in which to pull himself up with. Something inside Mark Vodell's brain snapped around 10am today as he walked the four kilometres from the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Guests at a local house party this evening are being subjected to an unsolicited performance from a bloke who reckons he’s pretty handy on the guitar.Despite not getting much encouragement or attention, Monty Atkins (24) picked up the guitar and asked the few people who were paying attention to him what song they’d like to hear.It’s believed the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An inner-city lunatic has taken time out of his busy schedule to ask an invisible man who lives in the clouds to stop the bushfires that continue to burn out of control across New South Wales and Queensland. Scott Morrison, a man most famous for performing the duties of the Prime Minister under the stage...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young office woman named Jess Hudson has had to do a bit of explaining today. The young publicist was forced to convince her colleagues that she wasn’t moving a bit on the side. This comes after she was caught dumping a couple of her old phones into the mobile recycling bin in her office. Noticing the recycling of the...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT To cater to the growing number of Extinction Rebellion (XR) activists sticking themselves to stuff, Selleys has today announced the release of a new range of XR adhesive, specifically formulated to affix clothing and flesh to asphalt, steel and other major infrastructure. This week, Clancy and Errol sat down with Beau Ryan to talk about the fabled NRL Off-Season...