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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Scott Morrison asked his Energy Minister this afternoon if he was planning on 'pulling a Skase' while he was due to be in Spain for a climate-energy summit in Spain next week. Angus Taylor is currently under investigation by authorities over an alleged forgery of an official City of Sydney document aimed at...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today taken to his Instagram page today to emphasise that his party are focused on the real issues that matter to Australians, not the political games and noise in Canberra. This is in relation to the current investigation surrounding cabinet minister Angus Taylor and the allegedly doctored document he used to try to discredit...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town's mental health facilities have been boosted and buoyed by the arrival of a new psychiatrist who's just opened up a new practice behind the bar of a local tavern. The Gelded Seahorse, one of the largest public houses in Betoota Heights, has long been the first port of call for members of our...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After growing public pressure regarding the controversial Size For Age Policy, the Sydney Junior Rugby Union has been forced to cave. Following allegations, an 11-year-old was forced off the field halfway through an Under 11s/12s game because of his size, the SJRU and Rugby in general, has hosted a fierce debate about size restrictions for young players. LISTEN...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When conversation down the Gelded Seahorse Hotel turns to technology, a local cabinetmaker laughs and dips his moustache into his room-temperature Resch's. "What a load of shit," he'd say. "I don't even know how to turn one of those fucking things on!" "You won't find me going to one of those bloody classes, either! Those geriatrics drooling...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for residents of the nation's 2nd worst city, the new Barangaroo developments are almost ready to go. The NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian confirmed that lockout laws will be partially lifted for the CBD and Oxford Street from the 14th of January next year. Speaking to reporters this morning, the Premier confirmed the controversial lockout laws...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It's late November and Harry Tollman isn't as piss fit as he needs to be for this time of year - and a man of his experience in the advertising sales industry. Slumped at his desk like a frumpy old bean bag, Tollman says he doesn't know if he has it in him anymore. "I'm...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Guys, seriously" says Lillie (27), right on cue. "We should all move here haha" Lillie is currently going through the paces expected from someone on week-five of a brutal six month placement in Hobart. After wrapping up all of the fun tourist stuff like MOMA, and, umm, the ferry to and from MOMA, the dust has now settled and Lillie has...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The rage that washes over Roger Pevey's being whenever people bring up Australians celebrating Halloween has had his left ventricle blow out this afternoon when he discovered some people also choose to celebrate Thanksgiving, too. Around 3 pm this afternoon, the 67-year-old's family heard a soft pop come from the den where he enjoys watching...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the harbour hell hole of Sydney, the music industry has just been informed that tonight's party is off! The annual industry awards held down at one of the only venues in the state where live music is still allowed, has officially been called off after NSW police spotted a man of Samoan...