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Local advertising account coordinator reckons he could be a creative easy peasy

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man so devoid of any discernible personality that he took a job as an account coordinator at local advertising agency has lashed out at the suggestion that he 'hasn't got what it takes' to work on the creative team, telling The Advocate he could be one 'easy peasy'. Conor Walton, who shot to...

Fitzy Tells Another Classic Footy Anecdote From His Six Games With The Swans In 2001

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a hitting listeners with a repetition of the same old AFL-playing-days stories via the Big Brother House and other TV shows, Ryan 'Fitzy' Fitzgerald has pulled out a previously unheard 'corker' on Nova this morning. Throughout the radio announcer's AFL career, he played 15 games in 5 years for 2 clubs, the Sydney Swans and the Adelaide Crows....

North Korea: US confident of beating army of ‘peasant farmers’ in their own backyard this time around

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact US President Donald Trump has told reporters that should tensions with North Korea escalate to all-out war against, it won't be like the last time the superpower went up against an army of 'disorganised peasant farmers' on the Asian continent. "There will be a great victory," said the President. "North Korea's army is a rabble consisting...

Nimbin Police Vow To Crack Down On Literally The Only Thing Nimbin Has Going For It

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 'chilled out' Northern NSW town of Nimbin has today revealed that their entire economy and appeal to tourists is being irreparably damaged by a Sydney-centric state police force, who still think smoke created by plant-based cannabinoids makes teenagers worship satan. Known colloquially around the Australia as a pretty good place to score some buds, Nimbin Police have found...

Report finds thermonuclear war may help ease pressure on housing affordability

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A detailed report into the relationship between all-out nuclear war and the housing affordability crisis has been published by the Office of the Treasurer this morning, which outlined that the average price of a house may decrease if war breaks out. Scott Morrison spoke to journalists today at the Betoota Press Club where he assured...

Local Bloke Who Moved To Cool New City Still In Need Of A Cool New Personality

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite making waves on social media with his well-publicised relocation to a lesser-known but apparently pretty cool American city, local Betoota bloke Callum Whitlam (28) is still lacking a personality as exciting as the new place he calls home. San Francisco (Spanish for Saint Francis is the cultural, commercial, and financial center of Northern California. The consolidated city-county covers an area of about 47.9 square...

ABC Ultimo deny new rainbow coloured bollards have anything to do with same-sex marriage postal vote

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite being told to remain impartial while reporting on the same-sex marriage postal vote, the bollards out the front of the ABC's Ultimo offices have been painted in the sequential order of the 'gay pride' rainbow flag. However, the public broadcaster has denied that the colourful renovations have anything to do with the upcoming postal...

Mia Freedman Posts Photo Of Self Pointing To Her White Skin In Support Of Black Lives Matter

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mamamia founder Mia Freedman has "unequivocally apologised" to members of the non-white community, after an attempt to start a hashtag movement for married women to show support for the Black Lives Matter movement failed, In a post on Tuesday headlined "Straight, white women want racial equality too" - Freedman shared a photo of herself pointing towards her white skin...

“What Are You C-nts On About?” Asks Rest Of The World

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The rest of the world has only just caught up with a very dramatic dispute in international relations today as President Donald Trump issued an extraordinary ultimatum to North Korea - warning Pyongyang not to make any more threats against the United States or they will "face fire and fury like the world has never seen," However, other...

Martin Place Stockbroker Racks Extra Fat Line Of Coke To Drown Out Howls Of Homeless Evictions Outside

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Martin Place Stockbroker has decided his lunchtime bump will be a bit bigger than usual, with all the traumatic screaming coming from outside as the NSW State Government forcibly remove homeless people from the financial district. Thomas Meade-Yabsley (26) says it's not really something that he should be forced to feel guilty about, but for some reason,...

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