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Somebody cut off Neil Perry’s iconic ponytail and now he wants it back

11 March, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WOMEN WERE LEFT SCREAMING as masked bandits fled the chaotic scene today at one of Sydney's most illustrious watering holes after they cut off chef Neil Perry's beloved ponytail. It's unclear at the moment what the motive is for the sickening attack, but early indications are that PETA may be responsible. Either...

Uber Driver’s Pyramid Scheme Pitch Most Exciting Thing About Night Out In Sydney

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact After a night out in the Harbour city, Bridgette McClymont (20) says the most interesting and exciting part of the evening was her Uber driver home. "He was very interesting. He used to work in real estate but now he's semi-retired because he's discovered this cool new multi-layered marketing business" says Bridgette, who finished dinner at...

Investigations Into Shane Warne Foundation Reveal Warnie Was Grouse At Cricket

11 March, 2016. 10:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After appearing on The Project from South Africa where he had just been ejected from jungle reality show I'm a Celebrity, Shane Warne has furiously labelled Channel 10 journalist, Waleed Aly "arrogant", "smug" and "a dick" after the panel host had the hide to ask the former international cricketer about his troubled charity...

Johnny Depp endorses Tony Windsor for New England

10 March, 2016. 13:04 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AMERICAN ACTOR JOHNNY DEPP announced today that he plans to back Tony Windsor's return to politics and his journey to defeat Barnaby Joyce in this year's federal election. Speaking from his California home, the 52-year-old said he wishes Windsor the best of luck and he's behind him all the way to Canberra. "You...

Local Man Fired After Accidentally “Haha-ing” Coworker’s Anti-Rape Facebook Status

6 March, 2016. 11:15 CLEMENTINE TUCKERBAG | Woman Writer | CONTACT Jack McBrayer of Greenslopes was today walked from his Corporate Communications job with the Queensland Brewer's Union for discriminatory behaviour towards women. The immediate dismissal came after McBrayer accidentally reacted with “Haha” to his colleague, Suri Kidman’s Facebook status - one that was appealing for her friendship base to end the stigman...

Tattooed Bloke In Ballarat Pub The Main Reason Cardinal Pell Won’t Return To Australia

4 March, 2016. 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite efforts by Cardinal George Pell to meet with Australian survivors of clergy sex abuse in Rome, there are several members of the relapsed Catholic community in regional Victoria who he will not be meeting with. It is believed that the 69-year-old former bareknuckle boxer from Ballarat, Kerry Carnegie, is the main reason...

Oxford Street business owners hit back at James Roberts’ speed claims

4 March, 2016. 10:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A COLLECTIVE OF BAR AND CLUB OWNERS from Sydney's Oxford Street precinct have lashed out at claims made by Brisbane Broncos centre James Roberts that he has more speed that the notorious nocturnal mile. Last night, the 23-year-old was instrumental in the River City's triumph over the Paramatta Eels, winning 17-4 at...

Grown Man With Prepaid Phone Claims To Have His Shit Together

2 March, 2016. 13:11 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact DESPITE BEING OLD ENOUGH to get married and for it not to be weird, a 25-year-old pool cleaner from Queensland's Sunshine Coast has lashed out at his friends for making fun of the fact that he still has a prepaid phone. Typically seen as the training wheels on the mobile phone market,...

Mike Baird Advises Gen-Y To Find A Rich Male Partner And Never Have Kids

1 March, 2016. 16:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Nurses, teachers and other key workers have taken umbrage with Mike Baird's claim that their is no such thing as a Baby Boomer supremancy - or a housing bubble - in the New South Wales capital, and that anyone who can't afford to buy a home is too busy spending their money...

Are Non-Christians being locked out of the Royal Easter Show this year?

1 March, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SWEEPING NEW MEASURES from the NSW government were passed this morning that could see Australians who identify as any other religion than Christianity be locked out of Sydney's Royal Easter Show. In addition to these measures, having a Hillsong membership will also get families access to the fanfare for free. What these new...

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