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Daily Mail Writer Told To Get Over Syria And Find Out Who From MAFS Has Fake Tits

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT 22-year-old Daily Mail Australia content writer, Mick White, has today been told to stop trying to write shit about the 400,000 plus casualties of war-torn Syria, and figure out which women from Channel Nine's Married At First Sight has bolt-ons. While showing up to work this week with an out-of-the-blue interest in the Syrian Civil War, which is...

NSW Prepare Emergency Services As State Experiences Standard Brisbane Afternoon Shower

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT SES crews are on standby across NSW today, as a textbook Queensland-style afternoon storm, with wind gusts of up to 90 kilometres, makes it's way across central and northern parts of the state this afternoon. The Bureau of Meteorology has predicted the worst-hit locations will be in the central and northern areas of the state and has issued a...

Stickers on local B&S ute succeed in offending everybody

10 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As any red-blooded regional Victorian without any tangible connection to the land does, Dennis Coleman proudly sends his WB Holden ute sideways at every opportunity he gets. Though the last thing to travel in the tray of his ute was his sister's bedframe when he helped her move last July, the 34-year-old...

Yasss: Local Man Ready To Slay Ahead Of Next 364 Consecutive International Men’s Days

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Dave Bayliss wasn't so sure how he felt about International Women's Day yesterday. "I just think it's a waste of time" he said. "It's a whole day dedicated to putting women before men, regardless of their character or abilities" "It's not very helpful" As an upper middle-class white male, Dave knows that everything he has achieved...

Executive responsible for the ‘new and improved’ Shapes released from prison

8 March, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In what was heralded as one of the greatest corporate blunders in Australian history, an Arnott's Biscuit executive has walked free from Silverwater Prison this afternoon after serving out his 12 month sentence for crimes against the Commonwealth. Despite being a household staple for the past 40 years, Dennis Francis Coolidge was...

Melbourne Decides On Traffic Light Icon That All Victorians Can Identify With

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As reported yesterday by the Betoota Advocate, the self-titled cultural hub on Australia's east coast was the centre of an unnecessary demonstration political correctness involving the genders depicted in traffic light pedestrian signals. In Melbourne yesterday, campaigners called for all new walking signals to feature 50 per cent male figures and 50 per cent female figures - in an attempt...

Local marriage breaks down after bloke discovers wife eating pizza with cutlery

7 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After only a year of courtship, a South Betoota post hole digger knew he'd found a soulmate after his parents said she was 'bad news'. CasKade DeLorenzo met Keighleigh Carkeditt in the smoking section of the Betoota Hotel bistro, where they quickly struck up a conversation about how much they both enjoyed a dart while they...

Local Introvert Asks Girlfriend To Promise She Won’t Lose Him In Mardi Gras Crowd

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dubbo man, Craig Kouda (30) says he'd be lying if he didn't say he was well and truly outside of his comfort zone at the 41st Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras this weekend. After landing himself a good city girl that works in fashion a few months back, the city based Agricultural lobbyist knew that a night out...

Violent Soho Guitarist Spotted Barefoot In Cannon Hill Kmart Singing Broncos Team Song

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the lead guitarists from Brisbane's Premier Rugby League Rock /Grunge bands has been spotted this morning in the notorious Cannon Hill Kmart plaza, "wearing no shoes with a ten pack of milton mangoes under his arm" Witnesses say that James Tidswell (29) appeared to have 'gone full Queensland' and was seen shouted out the lyrics to the...

Local Grad with Aspergers sold on Dept. of Finance recruitment video

3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taken aback by the real-life depictions of a day-in-the-life of a Department of Finance employee, local science graduate Osbourne Campbell revealed his newfound interest in joining the organisation after watching their recruitment video - which has since gone viral. Lampooned and mocked for being 'cringeworthy' and 'lame', the 23-year-old doesn't feel the same way, telling...

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