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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Victorian man, who surprisingly doesn't have the Hubei spicy lung, has told reporters in Canberra this morning that he can't see how giving mothers the chance to re-enter the workforce with help via free childcare could help drag the economy out of the shitter. Treasurer Josh Frydenberg knows women with infant children make up...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Hitting another week at full pace from the comfort of her council clean up retrieved couch, Emily Simpson has revealed to The Advocate today that it's been a big semester of university. Knocking the top of her third cup of tea for the day, the 3rd year law student explained that she's successfully managed to keep up the momentum...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victoria's loudest champions of the culture wars have this week come out swinging against the Andrews government, for what they believe to be a lack of directions in the face of the Coronavirus pandemic. This comes just a couple weeks after the same whingeing cunts accused the Victorian premier of wildly exaggerating the risk of Covid-19 and deliberately...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casual theatre worker from Betoota Heights has spent the past few months on the couch doing fuck all and thinks this is how Prince Harry must feel all the time now. Dale Crimpy, who's grandfather pioneered the Chicken Crimpy Shape recipe, said all he's done over the past few months is go outside for...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact This is not a drill! The gateway to the New South Wales snowfields is set to become a sporting mecca from next year after the Prime Minister announced this morning that Cooma is getting it's very own 40000 person stadium. Scott Morrison made the announcement this morning in Canberra where he also shook off suggestions...

FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact With less than half an hour to go until his wife and kids arrived back from the weekend at her parents’ house, local man Clinton Bodoni knew it was time to get the house in order. Unfortunately, with the house having been subjected to 3 days of self-confessed slob Clinton without the counterbalanced force of wife Sarah’s nagging, this...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The Advocate has obtained some shocking, reports from within the Catholic Church revealing that they not only asked priests to donate half of their JobKeeper allowance to their diocese, but said if priests didn’t make the donation then God would no longer turn a blind eye to any child sex offenses. According to the reports, priests received a letter...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact While everyone is glad to see the back of social restrictions due to Covid-19, one local bride-to-be is hoping she can cling on to it for another couple of months – or at least until mid-November after her wedding. Earlier this year, Samantha Sprigg (29) and her fiancé, Josh, had planned on having 190 guests to their wedding in...

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact For the past few weeks plenty of fashion brands all across the world have been making the very public pledge to start and represent more people of colour in all of their communications, both in real life, print and online. And while this is all well and good on the surface, The Advocate has obtained a recording from one...

ERROR PARKER | Editor-at-large |Contact The Federal Health Minister has recommended the states and territories roll back restrictions on wedding numbers today provided each guest brings their own banknotes. Greg Hunt explained to the media this afternoon in Canberra that many of the coronavirus infections that happened earlier this year at parties and weddings were traced back to guests sharing banknotes...