The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chef Manu Feildel has travelled up the Tweed River to visit his old friend Pete Evans after news that the reclusive television judge was right all along about a myriad of different conspiracy theories. In recent months, Evans has taken to social media numerous times to share the dangers of vaccines, 5G radio waves and...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister travelling to San Fransisco overnight to inform the Illuminati that Phase 1 of Bill Gates' masterplan for society is now complete in Australia. The meeting took place at Bohemian Grove, which is somewhere in the Californian Bay Area and has long been associated with New World Order theories. At the meeting were...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has today announced a bold new plan to broaden the appeal of the future release of a Covid-19 Vaccine. The Prime Minister has revealed that the vaccine will be infused into Gluten-Free Baked goods to win over the Northern Rivers of NSW, Brunswick/Fitzroy, and the quieter anti-vaxxer hub of the Lower North Shore of Sydney. He...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the Apple Aisle this afternoon, David Walsh is getting ready to clean the bookies out again. The famous Tasmanian who built the Museum of Old and New Art (MONA) off the back of his gambling winnings said it's time for him to get back on the horse so to speak. The punter who developed...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is in a critical condition at Royal Betoota Base Hospital this afternoon after placing his head inside a microwave oven. It's understood by police that an argument between two flatmates at a Rue de Branlette address has resulted in one of the men jamming a spoon in the door latch of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yet another upper-middle-class Melbournese man as broken their state-mandated quarantine today and was last seen paddling a kayak toward the North Sentinel Islands. Wearing an Essendon Beanie and a button-up rashie, Peter Stephens defied orders from the Victorian Police to stay in his house and decided that he deserved a special treat for being such...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town's most violent people will now have to find somewhere else to buy his jeans today after Dutch denim giant G-Star Raw failed to find a buyer for their Australian businesses and will close their doors forever. Speaking to The Advocate this morning, Mark Hellerberg said he just loved the way G-Stars...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand all but crushed the Pangolin's Kiss in recent months, only for it to pop back up in the community in the past few days. That news shocked the world as the Land of the Long Silver Cloud was touted by experts as being the response by which all coronavirus responses would be measured. The...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The hivemind behind Channel Seven's breakfast television show, Sunrise, has defended accusations that the show isn't diverse enough, telling audiences that one of the most beloved characters on the show is of a multicultural background. Cashcow, a popular bovine that showers cash down upon the masses from time to time, was born to a Fresian...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact According to a Sunrise poll and a Domino’s Pizza social media post it is in fact a very hard time to be called Karen right now.  Hailing from The Netherlands, Karen was traditionally a shorthand name for Katherine, becoming popular in the mid twentieth century, particularly in 1956 where 2% of newborn American girls were given the name. The oft-used...