The Nation

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Scott Morrison is attempting to quash public anger at his performance again this morning after the vaccine his mate is helping market has hit a development wall. The Oxford University coronavirus vaccine has hit a speed bump in development because someone has had an adverse reaction to it in the testing phase. The Government has already...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scomo has today assured the nation that everything is going to be alright. His comforting words come after AstraZeneca, the company we have bought over 80 million doses of the Oxford Vaccine from revealed they have paused trials after a 'potentially unexplained illness.' The company explained that it had voluntarily paused the Stage 3 trials to allow an...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister Michael McCormack has raised eyebrows again this afternoon, with another baseless accusation. Following his claims that Melbourne's second wave was caused by the Black Lives Matter protests, the stand-in leader of the Nationals has now tried to pin the 2 trillion litres of missing Murray Darling water on the BLM protestors as well. "I think...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact There is wealth and then there's real wealth. Some people have a lot of money but they're fucked on the inside, like Kerry Packer. Then there's people like Kile Taylor, a 33-year-old Darwin man who's just doing what he's got to do to get ahead in life. By day, the polite and charming Scorpio pilots...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney Council has today revealed it's bold plan to try and avoid sparking a second wave in the city. With the days getting hotter, and the privileged people who call the Eastern Suburbs home getting a bit tired of this virus, concerns have been raised about crowds descending on Bondi and the beaches near them. So, as...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nationals leader Michael McCormack appeared on Q&A last night and his detractors say he did a bad job, while some others in the party room feel he held is own. The programme is a popular programme watched by Australians from all walks of life - mostly by those who like the idea of public transport...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Melbourne man has asked people from Melbourne to start acting like people from Sydney as the city begins the long journey down the road to recovery. The state's defacto leader, Daniel Andrews, has is calling on his fellow Melbournese kinfolk to just do what they're told for a few weeks - then they can...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation's only newswire service is blowing more blue smoke than a third-hand Ozito whipper snipper at the moment and is now asking people in the community for donations to keep going. AAP was once a top-of-the-range four-stroke whipper snipper that provided a service that hundreds of regional and metro newspapers relied upon each day. A...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The extended stage 4 lock down in Melbourne is now causing big problems for the state's Liberal party MPs who have not been able to sit down for a long lunch with alleged organised crime figures for over 5 months now. Former Victorian opposition leader Matthew Guy says Melbourne will no longer be the restaurant and culture capital of...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact British trade advisor Tony Abbott has received a typically cold but polite Nej tak from the Folketing this morning after offering the small nation a great deal on some iron ore from our nation's West. The news comes as the former prime minister defied critics to be appointed as one of Boris Johnson's closest...