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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Wallabies star Kurtley Beale has taken to social media overnight to defend his decision to crowdfund money for a fishing trip this weekend. RA jettisoned the devout Mt Druitt fisherman after he was found guilty of a "high-level breach" of the rugby union players' code, after it was revealed that he doesn't wear RM Williams boots on the weekend...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Ngarigo tennis star Ash Barty has finally sat down with her laptop this afternoon to begin catching up on some life admin, following her incredible Wimbledon victory last night. While celebrating her victory over Karolina Pliskova, Barty has decided now is as good as ever time to begin sorting through a backlog of invitations from various Aboriginal and...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Queenslander, Alfie Carroll (38) has arrived at his interstate worksite today with a spring in his step. Making no mention of his home state's 38-6 loss to New South Wales last night in Game II of the 2019 State Of Origin, Alfie begins immediately talking about the sporting successes of Australians overseas. Particularly Queenslanders overseas. Namely, Ipswich girl and current...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The bitter community of Australian no-voters are this week getting a little win, after spending thousands of dollars in the name of defending a former footballer's right to continue belittling gay people. As of this moment, Israel Folau's GoFundMe campaign has raised over $650,000 Australian dollars out of the $3 million goal he has set. After playing both NRL and AFL...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The continued boycott of the Australian National Anthem has reached the Women’s FIFA World Cup as a disrespectful team of non-patriots have refused to sing along. As the Matilda’s prepared to face off against Norway, it became clear that the Norwegian women’s soccer team would not be singing along to the Australian National anthem, with many of them appearing...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Jaiydn Stephenson, the under-fire young Collingwood star has confirmed today that he isn't sitting idle after his ban. This comes after the 20-year-old 2018 Rising Star winner was suspended for 22 matches and fined $20,000 for placing a series of bets on games he was involved in. While the 3 bets totalled only $36, and were placed through...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In a sensational move out of Queensland this morning, Wallabies coach Michael Cheika has today confirmed a big name signing. Rather than announce that WonderKid Kayln Ponga had signed on to the slowly dying game of Rugby Union in Australia, the Wallabies boss confirmed that they had poached someone else. In a huge move for the game ahead...

IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A Hobart security guard has confirmed he is still struggling to understand why an umpire didn’t utilise his expertise in breaking up a minor physical exchange between two AFL players this weekend. This comes after the two professional athletes engaged in a brief wrestle on the field on Sunday night during the GSW Giants and North Melbourne Kangaroos...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In shattering news for the college basketball system, yet another NBL team has signed an American teenager who would prefer to get paid a medium income instead of pretending to get an education. As of this morning, the youngest brother of America's newest sporting dynasty, LaMelo Ball has confirmed he will be playing with the Illawarra Hawks in another...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT In some breaking news out of the state least interested in being part of Australia, NSW Origin Coach Brad Fittler has confirmed that he will be running with a controversial new old strategy for the rest of the series. Speaking to The Advocate from Perth just moments ago, Freddy explained that he is hoping to give the NSW 2006-2017...