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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Plenty have said that these are strange times, and those words cannot ring truer for Queensland sporting fans today. With the nation in a state of purgatory with, residents of the Sunshine State are slowing coming to terms with the fact that their pride now hinges on the performance of the emerging AFL premiership favourites, the Brisbane Lions....

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat eye-brow raising moment from the weekend, footage has been leaked of New Zealand Warriors Fullback Roger Tuivasa-Sheck consoling the Brisbane Broncos. Are you a Brisbane fan looking for answers, or just a rugby league fan looking on at the cataclysmic collapse of the Broncos? Well have a listen to our show this week as we...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Five rounds back after the COVID-19 hiatus and the NRL has delivered over a month of on-field action as a side dish to the off-field action that takes place directly off-field. Televised footage of Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith giving a pep talk to the homesick side he just trampled has lead many to ask why the fuck we...

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local house cat has today wrapped an entire Betoota Heights family household around his little paw, by performing the cutest displays of kitty affection - the nose boop! Leonard the tabby, is alleged to have joined the Benson family as they watched TV in the living room, where he quickly got to work being very smoochy. Kneading away at the couch cushion...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time in the history of the NRL, the Brisbane Broncos fans are being forced to appreciate that some clubs can go decades without a premiership. The once-great club sits just above the Doggies on the Premiership ladder with a 2-5 record, following Saturday's ultimate humiliation in the shape of a 30-12 upset defeat at the hands...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from Betoota's Flight Path District, local woman Natalie Truong is in heaven right now. The lifelong Matilda's and Liverpool fan said this Friday is one like no other. "YNWA," she said triumphantly over a scalding long black at her desk at some nameless business peoples firm in the Old City District. This follows the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Derek Wilson has today lived up to his namesake. The 70-year-old semi-retired plumber and Collingwood fan did so by telling a couple of old boys at the pub that he 'wouldn't have a problem if someone called him a chimp.' The nonsensical comment came from the bloke who reckons Pauline Hanson's just 'saying what were all finking' after...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT "Ok. Ok. Ok!" shouted the cafe worker. "Ok! I'll talk" It took a bit longer than they expected, but he broke. The Fox Sports Latrell Mitchell Department got what they needed. After a full morning scouring the streets of Redfern looking for the 'Redfurnace' cafe. Redfurnace cafe owner Mario (28) has spent the last 5 hours being hit with phone books,...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the AFL tries to come to terms with a player testing positive to the Covid, the club at the centre of the drama has asked the sporting world to 'just chill out a bit.' The Essendon Bombers revealed on Saturday that a player had tested positive, putting the league in jeopardy. However, speaking this morning, the club said...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although Peter V'Landys' plate already looks as full as a front-rower's at a buffet, it's reportedly set to get even more piled up in the near future. Following the news that Cricket Australia has decided to move on CEO Kevin Roberts after an interesting couple of years, it is being rumored that Peter V'Landys is set to...