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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what could very well be the life raft needed to save rugby union in Australia, the game's governing body has today inked a broadcast deal with Nine Entertainment worth $100m over three years. The ex-Sydney Private Schoolboys that maintain control over the grassroots spending are reportedly 'furious' at the prospect of working class Australians being able to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby Australia and it's fans have today called on the All Blacks to concede the Bledisloe Cup. This comes after a comprehensive 24-22 victory for the Wallabies in Brisbane last night where they completely dismantled the All Blacks over 80 minutes of football. Tries to Tom Wright and Taniela Tupou as well as a great display from flyhalf...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Watch out Dwayne Johnson, there’s a new rock in town. Like many young single men, Luke Arnold (22) of Betoota Grove looks to park boot camps as an opportunity to demonstrate strength and appear attractive to women and if he has time, maybe enjoy himself a bit too. Attending a workout down at the park Arnold knew he would have...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Sydney-based NRL club doctor, Wayde Lee, has today made a decision that could potentially effect the rest of his career. After close to a decade at university studying medicine and specialising in high impact sports, Wayde as gone and jeopardised his future employment opportunities by actively deciding to not hand out Benzodiazepines and short-acting tranquillisers at the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Blues are on top here, Gus Gould has just revealed. This comes after 80 minutes of average football where Queensland have actually won 18-14. Despite the scoreline and the full time siren going, Gus says the Blues are actually on top. "They've got all the momentum, this bodes perfectly." "If not for this match, the series at the...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news for the Queensland State of Origin team, there are fears the entire playing group has been struck down by the coronavirus. Just hours out from the series opener in Adelaide, the whole gameday 17 is undergoing testing after fears they have contracted the deadly virus. That's according to Wayne Bennett, who informed the media...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just over 24 hours before State Of Origin Game 1 seals itself as one of the highest-rating Australian sporting events of 2020 and the man that made it all possible is taking a moment to himself. Sipping on a cold schooner of Tooheys New while staring out the tall windows of the Wollongong Golf Club, Saint Peter V'landy appears...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL off-season is in full swing this week. Less a full 7 days after the 2020 Grand Final, and the Sydney Morning Herald has hit the ground running with a vague story about Cowboys players rooting married women and club doctors handing out prescriptions like smarties. However, while the simple acts of Diazepam abuse and out-of-wedlock affairs seem quite...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Bledisloe Cup has now officially been taken out of the Wallabies hands this weekend, after an unlucky 43-5 defeat on the weekend. With the Cup alive ahead of their showdown at Fortress ANZ many had been hopeful that the All Blacks would put up a bit of a fight as Australia romped to victory on home soil....

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone who has ever complained about having to go to work with a hangover have been advised to shut the fuck up today, after the bar was raised considerable by NRL Premiership winner Cameron Munster. Having won the grand final with the Melbourne Storm on Sunday night, Munster and his teammates have been gleefully recording their four day bender...