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Robbie Farah Reveals He Nearly ‘Pulled A Fa’alogo’ During Recent Spat With Taylor

25 July, 2016 10:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT IN THE NRL, Wests Tigers executives have today announced they will meet to discuss Robbie Farah’s strident criticism of the club this week as the ongoing feud between coach Jason Taylor and out-of-favour hooker and on-again-off-again team captain Robbie Farah heats up. After the Farah-less Tigers defeated St George Illawarra on Sunday in round 20 of the NRL,...

Side entrance built for Richie McCaw at ANZ Stadium ahead of Bledisloe Cup

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WHETHER YOU WERE AT the game or just watching on TV, whenever former All Black great Richie McCaw entered a ruck or maul the nation would scream: "Just look at the cunt! From the side again!" Now in retirement, the 35-year-old won't have to endure tongue-lashing after tongue-lashing when he visits Sydney's ANZ Stadium for...

Officials fish leaves, drowned cat out of Rio Olympic pool ahead of opening ceremony

14 July, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact PREPARATIONS FOR THE RIO Olympic Games are at fever pitch, with leaves and a dead cat being fished out of the Olympic Pool ahead of the opening ceremony of August 5. Said to be stiffer than a surfboard and skinner than a rake, the sodden feline was just one of countless mammals...

NRL Orchestra Told To Give It All They’ve Got For Gus Gould’s Pointless Game III Pep Talk

14 July, 2016. 15:025 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With a dead rubber, pointless rugby league match set to be broadcast in a couple hours from now - the great unsung heroes of Channel Nine sport are furiously doing what they do best. It is believed that the Channel Nine NRL orchestra have been 'flat chat' for the last eight hours under the...

4th-Grade Coach Names Himself in Run On Side Again

14 July, 2016. 15:025 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Despite having not played a full eighty minutes since 2002, Betoota Dolphins fourth-grade coach Warren “bubba” Fitzsimmons has once again picked himself to start at prop in an elimination final against the Boulia Workers this weekend.   Last week's closely fought win against the minor premiers was not good enough, according to Bubba - who proceeded to name himself...

Former QLD Maroons Prop Steve Price Begs Feminists To Stop Sending Him Hate Mail

12 July, 2016. 15:025 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Queensland and Australian NRL representative, Steve Price has made an impassioned plea to the frustrated female viewers of last night's Q&A to please stop sending him hate mail. "Please stop. You've got the wrong bloke," he said. The former Canterbury-Bankstown prop's comments after he became aware the he had been mistaken for radio shock...

Laurie Daley Spotted Yelling Drills At Piles Of Dead Rubber In Coffs Harbour

11 July, 2016. 15:025 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The already anxious Blues fan base were further rattled this morning after it was revealed that then increasingly unsuccessful NSW coach, Laurie Daley, was spotted yelling at several piles on dead rubber one a remote Coffs Harbour rugby league pitch yesterday morning. "It just didn't look right. There wasn't one player in sight," said...

Baird’s War On Gen Y: First He Took Their Nightlife, Now He Wants Their Greyhound Racing

7 July, 2016. 13:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another blow to youth culture, Premier Mike Baird has today announced the decision to ban Greyhound Racing in New South Wales completely from July next year. It follows a Special Commission of Inquiry, the findings of which were handed to the state government last week. This announcement comes not even six months after...

NSW Blues Hire Sally Robbins As Team Counsellor Ahead Of Game III

31 June, 2016. 11:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Blues coach Laurie Daley has today announced the newest inclusion to the NSW Origin management team. Former Olympian Rower Sally Robbins, has been hired by the NSWRL to 'help bring about a bit of ticker' in the most unsuccessful Australian representative sports team of this millenium. Daley says Robbins has proven experience in 'having a...

Local Man Too Occupied with Underperforming Footy Sides To Give A Fuck About Election

30 June, 2016. 13:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Local man, Will Chapman (26) doesn't know how his mates can be so 'into this political shit' at the moment, especially considering the current Manly Sea Eagles match-fixing saga. As a staunch fan of both Manly, the NSW Blues and the Wallabies, this health and fitness professional from Avoca Beach has nothing to smile about,...

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