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CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone and ask The Dragons what the fuck is going on. Just when things were getting a little too quiet for the culture warmongering journalists at Fox Sports, the heavens have gifted them a news story that will get some fucking clicks. Israel Folau...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie McGuire has today moved to quickly set things right. The decades-long boss of the club at the centre of the majority of racism scandals in the AFL revealed that he is going to be leaning on an old mate to get...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Australian legend Shane Warne has today had his say on the toasted sandwich saga. The commentator and man who think's he's a selector said the fact that one of the boys wanted to have a toasted sandwich in the dugout following lunch, is a 'disgrace and a clear sign that the team's mentality is lacking.' The national...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In a relatively quiet off-season by NRL standards, social media has today been buzzing with new off-field drama. Photos leaked by unknown sources have show that Roosters enforcer Angus Crichton has reportedly taken a job selling audio equipment and televisions at JB Hi-Fi over the summer. The photos, which show the 24-year-old rocking a Nu-Metal era goatee with obvious...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling today, after being informed that the Collingwood Football Club has a culture of systemic racism. Subscribe to get our audio update every day and catch up with all of the biggest stories in our paper edition this Monday, right here: This comes after the independent report was leaked this morning, confirming that the club...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Margaret Court has this week cemented her legacy as the only sportsperson in Australia who was good enough for us to see past her horrible comments about homosexuals. Either that, or our Government has made it clear that she is now transcended beyond 'good at tennis' and that her continuous awards are now mostly because of her brave...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian Open gets set to wow middle-class people for the 56th consecutive year, the nation is shocked by what they have learnt about these elite athletes in the lead up to this tournament. Men's world number one Novak Djokovic is one of several Australian Open competitors whose recent antics are proof of something we’ve long suspected but...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for Australian cricket fans, it has been confirmed by Indian social media users today that we are indeed, 'convict aussi loosers.' This comes after the Australian cricket team failed to get it done against the Indians at the Gabba today, only a few days after failing to get it done at the SCG. That comes...

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Emerging NRL prodigy, Payne Haas, has this weekend learnt the difference between Queensland and New South Wales cops when it comes to cutting slack for professional rugby league players. The Brisbane Broncos forward was arrested and charged by police after an incident saw him abusing officers on the cockroach side of the Tweed River over the weekend. It is...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world's number one tennis player has today issued another demand to Australian Open organisers and the Victorian government. Catch up with all of the latest stories from our humble regional newspaper with our Daily News Bulletin. Listen here: With Dan Andrews bringing in planeloads of tennis players who have to isolate because of active Covid cases on...