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NRL Star Rushed To Hospital Following Reports That He Was Gutted After Trial Match

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Independent doctors hired by the National Rugby League have today urged all players to not bother with post-match interviews if they are feeling 'literally gutted'. A sharp increase in players, particularly Newcastle Knights and Manly Sea Eagles players, feeling 'literally gutted' after football matches has resulted in direct action from NRL CEO Todd Greenberg. This comes after the...

Distraught Bachelor Lays Awake Knowing Perfect Week In NRL Tipping Could’ve Been A Multi

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Toowoomba local Daniel Black will lie awake for months, possibly years to come wondering if he missed his Alan Bond moment. The reserve grade hooker for Toowoomba Brothers picked a perfect round in his work tipping comp, but forgot to put a multi on the game. “Fuuuckkkk, I honestly feel sick. I’ve got this knawing pain in my stomach,”...

NRL Says Clubs Must Take Concussed Players Off The Field If They Aren’t That Good

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL has today issued clubs with a notice that dictates they must change their nonchalant attitudes towards footballers receiving head trauma which results in their brains being so distressed that they turn off. Early last season, the Gold Coast, St George Illawarra and Newcastle faced fines totalling $350,000 after being issued with breach notices for failing to follow...

All 31 Melbourne Rebels Members chip in to buy Logan schoolboy sensation

13 March, 2017. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Rugby Union's chief governing body in the southern hemisphere has put a number of underperforming clubs on notice this afternoon, as the look to 'trim the fat' and make the once-popular code 'great again'. SANZAAR announced this afternoon that the Western Force and Melbourne Rebels need to lift their game -...

Report: Australian Sport Now At Full Capacity Of Nicknames That Involve The Word ‘King’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study released by the Australian Institute of Sport has found that the use of the word 'King' in nicknames for high-performing athletes should be limited to one per professional code. Following on from the music industries careful use of the word to only name one person per genre (King Of Pop - Michael Jackson, King Of...

Steve Smith staying healthy in India by keeping to a strict diet of Tim Tams

3 March, 2017. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an effort to spend as little time as possible in the toilets while on tour of India, Test captain Steve Smith revealed that he packed an entire suitcase full of Tim Tams so he wouldn't have to eat anything else. On his first working holiday to the sub-continent, opener Matt Renshaw was publically...

Reserve Grader That’s Never At Training Says Colts Need To Show More Respect

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Even though local outdoor furniture retailer, Ferg Stevensen (32) rarely get a run on with his beloved Dolphins 5th grade, he is what many describe as a shining beacon of club camaraderie. The perennial benchwarmer is known not only for his indifferent attitude to training, club duties and paying his subs on time - but also, the high standard...

Gay Townsville Man Hoping There’s A Pub Playing Cowboys Round 1 During Mardi Gras

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Townsville man, Tyson Campbell (27) says he's in a bit of a pickle this weekend, with his annual pilgrimage to Oxford street for the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras clashing with the North Queensland Cowboys round 1 match against the Canberra Raiders. While initially hoping to be able to attend both the Mardi Gras and the football match...

Indian cab driver receives ribbing after ribbing from drunk patrons over cricket result

27 February, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The holder of one of Betoota's first taxi licences revealed today that he spent most of the weekend ferrying drunk people home from the town's nightlife districts while they gave him a light-hearted ribbing about Australia's historic Test win in India. Baldev Singh took time out of his busy Monday morning routine...

Local Dad says that cricketers back in his day would just shit in their pants

24 February, 2016. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Spitting out a mouthful of his breakfast devon and tomato sauce sandwich, Brett Chimera of Goulding Place North Betoota, couldn't believe his eyes as Test opener Matt Renshaw ran off the field of play to empty himself in the middle of a session. "Outrageous!" said the local father. "Back in my day, cricketers...

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