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Western Force Chosen As Twiggy Forrest’s Next Charity Project

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a move applauded by ex-private school boys across the country as a God send, Twiggy Forrest has confirmed that he will throw his weight behind the embattled Western Force. The mining billionaire has a long history of donating to charity and said earlier this year that he will give $400 million back to the people, after...

QLD Maroons Criticised For Their Use Of Performance-Enhancing Bernard Fanning Music

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The notorious Queensland Maroons State Of Origin side have this morning been criticized by NSW supporters and coaching staff, as well that nation's online bookmakers, for their unfair use of Bernard Fanning as the pre-match entertainment at Suncorp Stadium. The Northern rugby league dynasty secured their 12th win in 11 years last night with a 22-06 domination over the...

Tennis Australia Hesitantly Reach Out To Damir Dokic To Help Discipline Bernard Tomic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a dramatic last resort, Tennis Australia has today confirmed that they have been forced to call on special help when it comes to mentoring wayward sports star Bernard Tomic. A spokesperson from Tennis Australia says that after repeated failed attempts at bringing the 24-year-old into line, they have no other option than to enlist the...

CSIRO controversially concludes bush footy to be tougher than bush league ahead of AFL’s Rural Round

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia's peak scientific body concluded their investigation into which bush sporting was the toughest earlier this month, leaving many questioning the study's findings. At a press conference this morning, a spokesman from the CSIRO said that after a decade-long taxpayer-funded investigation, they were able to prove that AFL had the toughest bush competition, followed by rugby league, then cricket, then...

Maroons Confident Slater Will Play In Decider Despite His Ankle Coming Off At Training

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland coach Kevin Walters has played down fears that a lack of a right foot could see Billy Slater sidelined for Wednesday’s State Of Origin series decider. Slater has flown from Queensland inconspicuously after gruesomely snapping off his ankle at Sunday’s opposed training run at Sanctuary Cove. The 34-year-old has spent the past two days icing the open flesh wound as Maroons...

NRL’s Diversity Manager says he’d get promoted if he committed an Ali Fahour-style on-field assault

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The head of the National Rugby League's Diversity Unit has empathised with his AFL counterpart, saying that if he committed a similar, sickening assault on a player, he'd probably be promoted. Though he said he never would, Milo Georgiou explained to The Advocate that the cultures are quite different between the two sporting codes and that if somebody...

Australia Expected To Dominate In New 3-On-3 Event At 2020 Tokyo Olympics

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT LAUSANNE, Switzerland (AP) — The IOC has this year revealed the introduction of a 3-on-3 event at the 2020 Tokyo Olympic program - in an effort to give the games a more youthful and urban appeal. The 3-on-3 events are set to take place in downtown Tokyo, in a car park behind a popular dive bar. Australia says they are...

Tomic Tells Media He’s Bored With The Only Reason Media Are Talking To Tomic

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bernard Tomic has today told the media that he is bored with the entire reason they know who he is, and couldn't care less about the pinnacle of his career as a tennis player. Tomic who made the headlines for his woeful 6-4, 6-3, 6-4 loss to German veteran Mischa Zverev - in what has been described as Australia's...

James Tedesco Tests Out Nike Sportswear On Wall Of Tongan Bouncers At Rooty Hill RSL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following on from his iconic new appearance in Nike's first Australian-targeted ad campaign in ten years, Wests Tiger star James Tedesco has appeared on camera again dodging security staff in a public place. The original ad, which shows the NSW representative purposefully touch a priceless work of art, giving him no way but to dodge his way out of...

Steve Smith returns to previous job bowling big leg breaks in rural England

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Currently-unemployed-cricketer Steve Smith has been forced to return to his old job bowling big old leg breaks for Worcestershire in Northern England after the Cricket Australia pay dispute goes into extra time. The 28-year-old Sydneysider and former captain of the old Test side told The Advocate that while bowling isn't really doing wonders for his ageing...

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