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FREE Tickets: This Aussie Guy Has Pretended To Be A Sports Journo For 20 Years

15 June, 2015.  17:06 STAFF WRITERS | Sydney Bureau Office | Contact A CREATIVE PADDINGTON man has found a genius way to attended matches at Sydney's most prestigious sporting complex without paying a cent - for over two decades. He's not a professional athlete, nor is he affiliated with any sporting club. None of his friends are members, either. If you ask him, he'll tell you he's...

Eddie McGuire Treated For Shock After Watching All Blacks Haka On Youtube

2 June, 2015. 11:15 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected] It has been reported that Collingwood President, Eddie McGuire has landed himself in hospital overnight while attempting to watch tribal war dances on YouTube. Four days into the most controversial news story in the history of Australian football, it is believed the overweight Catholic was surfing All Blacks Haka videos online, in an attempt to...

Nepali Slave Flattered To Learn That He Is The Sole Reason Qatar Won 2022 FIFA Bid

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Police raids of FIFA offices in Zurich and Miami last year resulted in some rather flattering revelations for the illegal migrant underclass of Qatar. That is, if it weren't for them - the barren desert Gulf state would not have been chosen to host the 2022 FIFA Soccer World Cup. "It is very flattering" says a dehydrated Nepalese worker...

100 Years Of ANZAC Slightly Overshadowed By 36 Years Of Origin

22 May, 2015. 12:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | [email protected] Despite the imminent Netflix takeover, Australian television has had a blockbuster year so far - and they have worked hard for these numbers. Commercialising the deaths of thousands of young adults in 1914 is one example - But the promotional aspect of rugby league football is definitely the breadwinner. Since the 2015 ratings began,...

NSW Blues coach Laurie Daley rewards hard work, superior genetics in selecting Origin team

20 May, 2015. 11:50 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SYDNEY ROOSTERS half back Mitchell Pearce has been rewarded for his hard work, determination and outstanding genetics so far this season, earning himself a spot in the NSW Blues team. State of Origin kicks off next week as the boys in blue look to defend last year's title. The decision by Blues coach Laurie...

Frank Lowy Celebrates A-League Grand Final With New Breakdancing Moves

18 May, 2015. 11:55 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | CONTACT SHOCKWAVES were sent around the stadium during the A-League Grand Final as billionaire FFA chairman Frank Lowy dived head-first off the stage to perform some "old school" breakdancing moves. The owner of Westfield shopping centres was called upon to present the trophy to triumphant Melbourne Victory captain Mark Milligan, however 84-year-old billionaire had other plans. The moment stunned the...

Tattooed Kids From NSW Prepare To Play Footy Against Middle-Aged Queenslanders

14 May, 2015. 11:55 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected] The biggest rivalry in Rugby League is set for 2015, with the Holden State of Origin ready for it's biggest series ever! The VB Blues will take on the XXXX Maroons at ANZ Stadium on May 27 in Game 1 of this years series. The men wearing blue will represent New South Wales as well...

The Honey Badger Opens Up About The Gruelling Research Behind His One-Liners

12 May, 2015. 11:55 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected] Nick Cummins has opened up The Advocate today, revealing the hard work behind his seemingly off-the-cuff colloquial Aussie proverbs. On Saturday night, the on-again, off-again Western Australian rugby cult-hero once again delivered yet another memorable "Aussie one-liner" in a post-match interview, after the Western Force’s victory over the NSW Waratahs. Nick Cummins, a product of...

John Hopoate’s Advice To Greg Bird: “Pull Ya Finger Out!”

7 May, 2015. 11:55 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected] NRL's most notorious current player, Greg Bird has this week joined a notorious list of NRL record-breakers. The top 5 most suspended players in the game. John Hopoate -- 45 weeks Luke O'Donnell/Craig Smith -- 32 weeks Greg Bird -- 29 weeks Danny Williams -- 28 weeks Jason Stevens/Adrian Morley -- 26 weeks The Gold Coast psychopath was suspended...

Over 500 Million Unite To End The Stigma Surrounding Wife-Bashing

4 May, 2015. 11:50 IMRAN GASHKORI | World Sport | Contact AFTER FIVE YEARS OF WAITING - it finally happened. An affluent, convicted champion woman-basher fought a street kid from the Phillipines for 45 minutes in Las Vegas - Generating the biggest audience and the biggest paycheque in the history of professional sport. The judges at ringside scored it 118-110, 116-112 and 116-112 for the man known as...

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