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Actor Dan Wyllie Cast As Dave Warner In New TV Series About Aussie Ball-Tampering Scandal

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 7 may have the rights to this Summer's cricket broadcast, but at least the Nine Network has the rights to retell the most dramatic Australian cricket story in modern history. In a new TV miniseries aligned with the iconic Underbelly Franchise, the 2018 Australian V South Africa Ball-Tampering Scandal will be brought to life under the watchful eye...

Soundcloud Rapper Shows Softer Side By Getting Bright Pink Handgun Tattooed On Forehead

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Soundcloud rapper from Betoota's grimey French-Vietnamese Quarter has today proven to his hundreds of millions of followers that he's not just a one trick pony. Lil Cummie, also known by his other aliases of Yung Skase and Sir Don Milat, has only been making music for 18 months, but in that time he has already outshone majority of the succesful mid-90s...

What The Fuck Did Dylan Walker Say Lol

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NRL audiences are demanding answers regarding what exactly Dylan Walker said to Curtis Scott to make him fracture the Manly five-eighth's eye socket with three clean blows to the face. The all-in brawl at the 58th minute saw the Manly v Melbourne match explode into life on Saturday, costing Curtis Scott a potential State of Origin start after he...

Highlanders Join Cameroonian Athletes In Claiming Political Asylum After Loss To Waratahs

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Immigration Minister is reportedly at breaking point this Sunday morning after nearly all of the Dunedin-based Highlanders Rugby Union Team have claimed political asylum in the wake of their loss to the New South Wales Waratahs in Sydney overnight. Spanning 40 games and 722 days, the Highlanders were the first Kiwi rugby team to lose...

27-Year-Old Country Footy Player Shows Up To Interleague Training In U16’s Rep Guernsey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An ageing Jordan Blayne blew a group of grown men away last night after turning up to interleague training in his U16’s representative guernsey. The physiotherapist from Bendigo turned up last night in the jersey that reminds him of a time when he had still had dreams, hopes and aspirations. As Blayne imagined, all of the...

Aaron Woods’ Lesser Known Brother, Keegan Woods, Announced As Pre-Origin Entertainment

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a shock announcement by the NRL, it has been today confirmed that the Canberra DJ duo Peking Duk have been locked in as pre-match entertainment at the upcoming rugby league State of Origin in Melbourne. The electronic music impresarios, which is made up by Reuben Style and Keegan Woods Blues have been selected to play in the before kick...

What? Why?!

The state Of Queensland is in shock today, after the news that Origin legend Cameron Smith will be retiring immediately for reasons yet unknown. Cameron Smith will announce his retirement from State of Origin at a media announcement in several minutes, would mean the Maroons captain would join Cooper Cronk and Johnathan Thurston in being unavailable for Queensland this year. It's understood...

“Okay, Twiggy. We’re Listening” Says Australian Rugby

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a controversial week for the Australian rugby union brand, loyalists of the game are now putting all their hope in mining billionaire and alleged answer-holder, Twiggy Forrest. This comes after yet another two losses for our domestic teams playing international sides, and of course Israel Folau making sure the only headlines the game received...

7 Photos Of Robert Smerdon That Make You Say “That Bloke Looks Like He Dopes Racehorses”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As reported earlier today, prominent Victorian horse trainer Robert Smerdon has been banned for life for the "systematic doping" of more than 100 race horses. But despite the lengthy investigation, many people are saying a simply look at Smerdon's elite Victorian 'hustler' fashion sense would have been a much quicker way of identifying who was behind this scandal. Racing commentators say...

Drunk Pensioners In Front Bar Of North Sydney Pub Apparently Thinking About Buying Manly

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After weeks of off-field drama and poor on-field performances, the Manly Sea Eagles have been kicked while they are down, as it appears they are now facing an administration challenge. As reported by the Daily Telegraph last week, a consortium of loyalists to the North Sydney Bears are attempting to align themselves with the now defunct rugby league club and...

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