Chinese Take-Away Rated Most Viable Industry In Western Queensland
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Australia's world-renowned Outback Chinese restaurants have today been rated as the most viable industry in Western Queensland, according to a recent...
REPORT: Referring To Parents By Their First Name Is Creepy And Weird
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A new study by the University of Queensland has found that people who only use first names when referring to their...
Flashbacks Of Horrifying D&M With Stranger Are Haunting Man This Afternoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The squad began lighting him up on the group chat before the sun came up.
Not because he made an...
Impulsive Friday Blow-Out Ruins Whatever Girlfriend Had Planned For Saturday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
WAKING UP EARLY ON SATURDAY afternoon, 29-year-old Carter Stephens didn't feel like doing much - in fact, he doesn't feel...
Local Bikies Don’t Have The Heart To Expose Friendly Undercover Cop
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
None of the members of local bikie gang the Betoota Brotherhood MC have the heart to tell Sgt Matt Southwell, of...
Not Even 2016 Budget Can Drown Out The Howls Of Burning Refugees Inside Dutton’s Head
4 May, 2016 13:15
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In case you haven't heard, last night our Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison handed down his first budget, unveiling a plan to save...
Report: Watching An Entire Episode Of Ellen Is The Pinnacle Of Unemployment
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Local woman, Ashley Mapusua, says six straight days of watching the Ellen Show is enough for even the most uninspired jobseeker.
After a...
Local RSL Refuses To Relocate Open-Air Toilet From Pokies Room
28 April, 2016 18:15
MERV HARRIS | Culture | CONTACT
There are reports this afternoon from the Betoota RSL that the open-air toilets in the club's pokie room is...
Local Man’s War Against Capitalism On Hold Until He Reports His Earnings To Centrelink
27 April, 2016 09:35
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33-year-old Marrickville man, Ryan Minto, has put his dreams of smashing the bourgeoisie on hold, until he can prove he...
Local Creep Stands A Bit Too Close In Otherwise Empty Row Of Urinals
13 April, 2016. 10:15
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In a bizarre turn, a local man chose to stand immediately next to another man at a row...
