Two mates softly embrace after learning they’re tunnel buddies
8 July, 2016. 12:34
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IN WHAT STARTED OFF AS just a casual catch-up drink at their local watering hole, two...
Local Man Responds To “How Ya Going?” With Disgusting Update On Haemorrhoid
7 July, 2016. 11:35
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Colleagues of Rowen Giddens at Betoota Accountancy were left in stunned silence this morning after Mr Giddens...
Local Blackfella Hasn’t Forgotten What Pauline Hanson Said About Him In 1996
6 July, 2016. 10:35
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Local Betoota Blackfella, Ian Fischer (28) says he still hasn't forgotten the things Pauline Hanson said him in...
“Stop The Boats” Says Man With Four Empty Investment Properties
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Local baby boomer, Berrick Daley (64) says that he votes for whichever major party is toughest on asylum seekers.
"We can talk about gay...
Baby Boomers Glad They Won’t Miss Anything When They Take Entire Planet With Them
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Local Baby Boomers, James and Mary Grant (both 65) say that their looming mortality is not a concern, because they aren't going...
Waleed Aly hangs picture of monologue godfather John Oliver above bed
21 June, 2016. 14:34
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RANTALISM IS THE FLAVOUR of the month in world journalism at the moment - and there's...
Dad Knows What A Real Biff Looks Like
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Despite the fact that two of his three sons have actually spent time in holding cells for punching on, local dad, Greg...
Hungover Urine Probably Dark Enough To Warrant A Full Flush
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THERE IS A CERTAIN AROMA to urine that's gone stale inside a person, it usually smells like Tooheys White Stag passed...
Friendly Bloke Who Volunteered To Drive On Footy Bus Trip About To Have A Horrible Weekend
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A friendly local Christian man, Andy Sinoto, is about to experience the worst 24 hours of his life, it has been confirmed.
As...
Family Vacates Living Room To Leave Dad Alone With His Denzel Movie
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Local dad, Bruce Tattersall has spent the last hour and a half shouting at the television, it has been confirmed.
While sitting upright in...
