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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local motocross enthusiast is tonight facing charges for a string of unsolved oxygen thefts in recent years after being accused of the crimes on social media. Johnny Butler, third cousin to famous rock-folk troubadour John Butler, took to Facebook earlier this week to publically call out Mark Porter for failing to uphold his...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular young professional couple has recently taken to social media to show friends, family and casual onlookers that they've recently entered the property market - heralding a new chapter in their lives. Marcia Sock and Gavin Coolidge, both of Betoota Grove fame, are the new owners of a handsome four-bedroom home in a quiet cul-de-sac just steps from...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A retired local magistrate has weighed into the 'vapid-cunt-gate' sweeping controversy that's making waves in the Australian media sphere - telling The Advocate that the journalist responsible for it and the news media organisation who published it have no case. They have no case because the remarks were not defamatory because they were 'true'. Justice Wanda Redhorse, who served on...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact When the deconstructed coffee trend first started to appear in the French Quarter cafe scene, needless to say, a lot of locals were left unimpressed. By the notion of paying for a service, only for that service to fall back to the consumer. It was garnered a lot of local press; townsfolk wanted to know how...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact After 18-months of fly-in fly-out work in the WA mining scene, Nathan Broadbridge (29) has shown his friends just how much the lifestyle hasn't changed him by organising his birthday dinner at their local Hog's Breath. While there are multiple venues he could have selected, such as gastro pubs, restaurants and even RSL function rooms, Broadbridge has chosen to celebrate...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local tradesman with a largely inconvenient auto-immune condition has made it clear to some new friends last night that he was born with Type-1 diabetes - and that he feels a mild superiority over those with the Type-2 variety. Darcy Carmichael, of Longview Road in Betoota Heights, was observed last night in the...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peeling himself off his bedsheets this morning in his un-airconditioned sharehouse bedroom, a largely unpopular 28-year-old sighed as he remembers the family lunch pencilled in for today. Stacey Porter, who says he vaguely recalls going out last night but can't be certain where, did he best to wash the previous night's filth off his rapidly softening corpse-like body before...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact "What was it like working for Kidman? I've heard their staff turnover and retention rates are pretty bad," asked Oscar Pooley, who says he works in agribusiness. "It wasn't that bad. The Channel Country stations had that problem because they're so isolated from everywhere. You'd go mad working down in the channels out past Thargo,...

It had just past 8:00pm as Jarrod Moreton flew around the bend on the Diamantina Hill road, not in a particular hurry, he just liked to go fast. Unbeknownst to Jarrod, there was a police officer hiding just 2km ahead - waiting to nab an innocent lead foot like himself. Just as Jarrod was getting into the chorus of INXS'...

HARVEY GOBLIN | Narcotics | Contact Two happy-go-lucky local finance workers told themselves this afternoon that this weekend would be a quiet one. Dreams of lying beside the Betoota Heights Olympic Pool, pretending to read the latest Tim Winton, perhaps even a macadamia Weiss bar when the heat of the afternoon really kicked in. Timmy Doolan and Alec Dalton both entertained that fantasy,...