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INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT A young middle class family from Betoota Heights will not being going on holidays for a while, it has been confirmed. This comes after both mum, dad and daughter each secured tickets to their favourite musical acts of all time - all three of whom are touring Australia this week. As a no-nonsense matriarchal ocker, mum is obviously a...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the construction game, there's certain characters that are not worth getting on the wrong side of. First and foremost, there's the pie van lady with the ice cold glare. Then obviously that little soft cock site manager who wears chinos and Timberlands - because he's the one that can get you sacked. However, as some young fellas have learnt...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Labor has allowed the Greens to get one away this week, after a new Industrial Relations bill has amended to include 'the right to disconnect'. This law has long been proposed by the Greens, in their effort to help destroy the cringeworthy and toxic 'Grind' culture that has arisen since the invent of smartphones. No longer will be bosses be...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hollywood star Jacob Elordi is the subject of a NSW police investigation after an alleged melee outside a hotel in Sydney on Saturday. While the debate over ‘Is Jacob Elordi a Melbourne Boy or Brisbane Boy’ continues to rage online with every award-winning on-screen performance, yesterday's melee has only confirmed his Queenslander status. The Saltburn actor, who is currenly in...

Australia has been offered an insight in to the issues that keep society's most privileged awake at night, as protests kicked off at the school gates of a prestigious Sydney private school yesterday. This follows the announcement in November that one of New South Wales most exclusive all-boys schools would start accepting girls into kindergarten and Year 5 from 2026. The...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of the rowdiest cities in the Australia when it comes to nightlife, the pubs and nightclubs of Brisbane city are hurtling towards the 2032 Olympics with momentum. Aside from four weeks of lockdowns at the very start of the pandemic, the Brown Snake has not stopped growing it's night economy in recent years. Boasting mechanical bulls in the front...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With nothing really to talk about since he made the active decision to undermine the 2022 Referendum for cheap political points, Peter Dutton is worried the most defining moment of this year will be the ABC's new three-part documentary about how much everyone in his party hate each other and suck at politics. The new show, which airs tonight,...

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 42-year-old migrant Alina Khandelwal has reportedly been practicing her responses to hypothetical questions about Australia Day in anticipation of a TV journalist accosting her on the street to get her soundbite in 'hit the streets' style news report. Alina, a foreign born Australian , has taken it upon herself to be well-prepared for the moment when a TV news...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Australia's most iconic war-time Prime Ministers, Scott Morrison MP has today announced that he will retire from politics at the end of February when Federal Parliament returns for 2024. In a statement on Facebook, of course, Morrison revealed that he was finally leaving politics after 16 years, inorder to "take on new challenges in the global corporate...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man with an extensive criminal history of property damage and petty theft has today once again declared that the local cops have it in for him. The Betoota Grove-based black sheep of his family, Muzza Norton (38), says he can't even go to the shops to buy a packet a grey-market Chinese cigarettes without the fucken pigs...