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Grill’d Customers Given Option To Cover Wage Theft Of Staff Through Local Matters Initiative

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Customers of Grill'd Burgers are now being given the option to support the livelihoods of the franchise employees - by donating their charity bottle caps to a seperate community fund. This comes as the Australian upmarket-fast-food chain has been accused of using government-subsidised traineeships to keep its...

Scotty From Marketing Visits RFS Office To Deliver The Good News They Can Now Sack Gay People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison has paid tribute to NSW firefighters as crews try to contain dozens of bushfires across the state before temperatures soar later this week. This comes less than a day after he gave a terrifyingly reaganist press conference in which he declared that the rural...

Nation Starting To Feel Like It Might Not Be In Murdoch’s Interests To Report On These Fires

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a month of catastrophic climate change aided bushfires battering New South Wales, Queensland and now Victoria - Australians are wondering why it is left to ABC local radio and the RFS websites to provide the nation with updates on our brave firefighters. This comes as both the...

Nation Grappling With Needless Anxiety About Not Seeing Sky For 3 Weeks, 1000 Homes Destroyed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As smoke from the Australian bushfires continues bellowing into the atmosphere, so much so that New Zealand's ice caps are being tainted grey, Prime Minister Scott Morrison and the mining lobbyists that makes up his environmental and energy cabinets have urged Australians to avoid any needless anxiety about the current state...

Mate Do Something, Anything

Scotty from Marketing has been urged to do something. Address the nation, stand up there next to someone doing sign language, bring in the army, fucken anything. This comes as rescue services say dozens of fires will burn across Australia for weeks, including a “mega-fire”- already the size of greater Sydney and too big...

Traditional Dad Drives 60km Out Of Town For A REAL Christmas Tree Like The Ones In America

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When it comes to the blatant commercialisation of Christmas, local dad, Peter Smythe (43) says there's only one thing he hates more than the 'Xmas' abbreviation. No, it's not people saying 'Happy Holiday' instead of 'Merry Christmas' - but yes, that riles him up too. It's...

Department Of Environment To Merge With Department Of Stealing Water From The Murray Darling

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal stealing water from the Murray Darling and questioning climate science department will officially merge with the environment department as part of a major overhaul of the public service announced by Prime Minister Scott Morrison. The number of government departments will shrink from 18 to 14 as part...

Australians Finally Feeling Safe As Government Blocks Dying Refugees From Receiving Medical Treatment

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As over 100 out of control bushfires ravage our drought-stricken rural regions, the Federal Government have today finally come together to keep Australians safe By repealing laws that force the Home Affairs office to provide adequate medical treatment to critically ill refugees. Taking a break from...

Australia Shocked By Video Of Young Liberals Carrying On Like Entitled Little Fucks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are today reeling after a video was published online showing the Gold Coast chapter of the Young Liberals might be made up of a bunch of trust-fund padded little cunts. The Liberal National Party (LNP) says it will take disciplinary action against members of its Young LNP after...

George Christensen Accused Of Doing What Everyone Thought He Was Doing On 28 Trips To Manila

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New allegations surrounding Coalition backbencher George Christensen have suggested that the reason he spent more time in Phillipines last year than Australia wasn't because of his love of scuba diving. Often referred to as 'The Fat Bachelor' by Malcolm Turnbull, George Christensen represents the Dawson electorate in lower North...

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