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Mike Baird Advises Gen-Y To Find A Rich Male Partner And Never Have Kids

1 March, 2016. 16:45 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Nurses, teachers and other key workers have taken umbrage with Mike Baird's claim that their is no such thing as a Baby Boomer housing bubble, and that anyone who can't afford to buy a home is too busy spending their money alcoholic beverages in late night venues. The comments have resulted in a...

This Chemical Spray Found on Organic Farms Kills Thousands of Australians Each Year

9 June, 2015. 16:37 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A "CERTIFIED ORGANIC" cropping property near the NSW town of Trangie has come under investigation today after workers were allegedly caught spraying a controlled chemical on crops. Farmhands working on 'Eucaronage' via Gin Gin stand accused of using dihydrogen monoxide to promote plant growth, which is banned by organic certifying bodies around...

Fake Pet Scam, Bathurst Police Warn Motorists To Not Stop If They Hear A Noise

8 June, 2015. 12:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In a bizarre case of small-town fraud, a Bathurst resident has apparently swindled thousands of dollars from local motorists in a scam that could only be compared to something from a Roald Dahl novel. Police have been on the hunt for a man who has reportedly been throwing a taxidermic dog under...

Bond University plan giant memorial to founding father Alan Bond

5 June, 2015. 16:01 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BOND UNIVERSITY COUNCILLORS voted unanimously to erect an 68-metre-tall bronzed statue of controversial businessman Alan Bond, on this afternoon. The plans have been met with harsh criticism by both locals and the Queensland state government, with legal proceedings due to start early next month. The University was established in 1987 and its development funded...

The Lonely Planet’s Exclusive Review Of Manus Island Will Make Your Jaw Drop

4 June, 2015. 09:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact An independent survey conducted by The Lonely Planet in partnership with the American global information and measurement company, Nielsen, has set about disposing myths regarding the liveability of Australia's controversial sovereign processing centre, Manus Island. The results were resounding amongst guards, locals and inmates alike - with 90% agreeing on the fact...

Q&A Host Tony Jones’ Entire Biography To Be Taken As A Comment

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It has today been announced that one of the ABC's most experienced radio and television current affairs journalists, Tony Jones, will be immortalised in a rushed and poorly articulated official biography. Over the years, the award-winning journalist reported for Four Corners and Foreign Correspondent, and is the current host of Q&A and Lateline on Wednesday...

Eddie McGuire Treated For Shock After Watching All Blacks Haka On Youtube

2 June, 2015. 11:15 IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | [email protected] It has been reported that Collingwood President, Eddie McGuire has landed himself in hospital overnight while attempting to watch tribal war dances on YouTube. Four days into the most controversial news story in the history of Australian football, it is believed the overweight Catholic was surfing All Blacks Haka videos online, in an attempt to...

Nepali Slave Flattered To Learn That He Is The Sole Reason Qatar Won 2022 FIFA Bid

  CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Police raids of FIFA offices in Zurich and Miami last year resulted in some rather flattering revelations for the illegal migrant underclass of Qatar. That is, if it weren't for them - the barren desert Gulf state would not have been chosen to host the 2022 FIFA Soccer World Cup. "It is very flattering" says a dehydrated Nepalese worker...

Shock Jock Kyle Sandilands Considers Move To Federal Politics

28 May, 2015. 14:58 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BOUYED BY HIS recent on-air stoush with Nationals deputy Barnaby Joyce, radio shock jock Kyle Sandilands is rumoured to be planning to run as an independent at the next federal election. The 43-year-old has reportedly set his sights on claiming his home seat, the Division of Bonner, in Brisbane's south east. The KISS FM star's hometown...

Western QLD Blues Supporters Prepare Safety Bunker Ahead Of Off-Chance NSW Fucken Win This

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact AN ELDERLY COUPLE discovered the hard way last year that they were the only people in a small QLD town who were supporting the NSW Blues. Bethany and Ernest Page, both 89, retired to the sleepy outback Queensland town of Longreach in early 2014 after leaving behind the hustle and bustle of Roma. Having both grown up in...

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