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Stay-At-Home Daughter Briefly Looks Up From iPhone To Ask Dad Who She Should Be Voting For

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a new low for democracy, local daughter Amelia Standen (22) has essentially just doubled her 60-year-old father's voting power. After managing to avoid ingesting any form of political media during the last six weeks of intense campaigning by both major Australian political parties, Amelia has taken several moments to switch off" from social media and ask her conservative...

Abbott Says Turnbull Should Be Focusing On Bizarre Religious Issues That Only Concern Old People

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has criticised his successor’s election campaign, saying the focus has strayed in the final days because Malcolm Turnbull hasn’t focused on the “big issues” ahead of the 2017 budget. Abbott believes Turnbull is too caught up in political populism to address the issues currently faced by old people in Sydney's Upper North Shore...

Turnbull Staffer Sacked After Forgetting To Pack Hand Sanitiser For Carindale Pub Visit

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 24-year-old LNP staffer has been stood down today after recklessly forgetting to pack hand sanitiser during the Prime Minister's visit to the middle-to-low-socio-economic suburbs of Eastern Brisbane. It is believed that, after touching the hands of hundreds of agreeable voters, Malcolm Turnbull was sent into a uncontrollable rage when the young staffer, Alf Luent (Bellevue Hill), informed...

Tony Abbott compares rival James Mathison to a pug in vitriolic campaign memes

28 June, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact IN THE LEAD UP TO THIS election, former prime minister Tony Abbott hired somebody under 35 who suggested he reconnect with young voters in his electorate through the meme medium. The first target in his crosshairs is challenger James Mathison, who he sees as a threat to his reelection because young people...

VIDEO: Australia’s Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce Filmed Smoking Marijuana?

23 June, 2016 11:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's Deputy Prime Minister and Minister For Agriculture Barnaby Joyce has been caught on video apparently smoking marijuana while on the campaign trail in New England last night. It is believed that while visiting a bowls club in northe-west NSW town of Guyra, the Deputy Prime Minister got a bit carried away during the State Of Origin...

Inside Scott Morrison’s painful life as a high-net-worth white male in Canberra

22 June, 2016. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact UPHOLDING THE TEACHINGS of Christ and praising His moral standards on high has been at the core of Scott Morrison for his entire life. Hearing his political allies and opponents snigger behind his back as he strode through the corridors of Parliament House slowly chipped away at him. He tossed and turned every night...

Turnbull Hires Former ZOO Magazine Writers To Help Secure Tradie Voters

20 June, 2016 11:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even 12 hours since its release, Malcolm Turnbull's new campaign ad is under fire for featuring a 'tradesman' speaking in Queen's English. The new campaign, which showcases a NIDA-trained thespian pretending to be a blue-collar 'battler' has been gone viral today under the hashtag #FakeTradie. Speaking to The Betoota Advocate this morning, Turnbull says he...

Bill Shorten Reportedly Seen Playing ‘Panda’ While Dutching Up ALP Range Rover

19 June, 2016 11:00 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader, Bill Shorten has been spotted celebrating his unexpected win over Prime Minister Bill Shorten during Friday night's leaders debate. AAP cameras spotted the the 49-year-old politician blaring the popular trap record "Panda" by Brooklyn rapper Desiigner in his ALP campaign Range Rover yesterday afternoon while driving through Sydney. A witness describes the atmosphere as...

Labor To Address Children On Nauru The Moment They Sort Out Cattle In Vietnam

17 June, 2016 13:30 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today declared they will 'get around' to 'discussing' viable alternatives to the detainment of war-weary asylum seeker children on Nauru, the moment they sort out this issue with those couple of cows in Vietnam. Labor has called for an independent office for animal welfare after video footage emerged of what...

Malcolm Turnbull proves he’s human after admitting he farts in bed

17 June, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact JUST DAYS AFTER THE Courier-Mail reported that the prime minister is a humanoid reptilian sent from the future to enslave us all, Malcolm Turnbull has laughed off the allegations - saying he's 'fully human' and he even farts in bed like normal people do. "The only positive thing that The Courier-Mail does is wrap...

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