Politics

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Internet phenomenon and celebrity goat 'Gary' passed away earlier this week, triggering an outpouring og grief around the world. Unlike the April Fool's joke last year, the animal actually died aged 6 on Thursday night via euthanasia after vets diagnosed a bleed from an acute heart tumour. As Gary was arguably the most famous Australian animal, the Prime Minister has offered...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Media at Darwin airport today is abuzz with an unexpected arrival, as the lead singer of Sydney-based Alt-Rock band Gang Of Youths was seen wearing full Toa Samoa squad clothing and Beats headphones. David Le’aupepe was spotted alongside other members of the Samoan national side, confirming rumours that the rum-swilling rockstar has thrown the boots back on. "Fuckkk, he's looking...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Fleeing with just the clothes on their backs, a number of no-voting Warringah seniors only had a matter of minutes to escape the gay which has seemingly won the hearts of 75% of their fellow residents. Gwendolyn Jackson, 69, said she heard the news echo throughout her Davidson home from the AM radio in the kitchen shortly after 10 am...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Malcolm Turnbull has taken the time out of his busy day to catch up with arch-nemesis and his predecessor, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott. It is believed that aside from rubbing int today's same-sex marriage survey results, Turnbull has made a point of telling Tony Abbott that the Coalition government will never again spend that much money in an...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though he'd tell himself he could bat a bit, Courtney Walsh would often walk out into the middle, misread the first ball and be on his way back to the pavilion all within a few minutes. A number of local Young Liberals explained to The Advocate that they're feeling the same right now. "We didn't really...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation is in mourning after its largest and most populous city passed away this afternoon surrounded by family and friends. Announced via a family spokesman, the news comes as a shock to many as the city showed signs of recovery after the controversial lockout laws almost claimed its life in 2014.   However, it seems the...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Federal Government faces it's most dramatic constitutional crisis since we somehow managed to lose a sitting Prime Minister at sea, whispers are bouncing around the halls of Parliament House as public servants who would never be able to find a six figure salary in any other job, desperately dob each other in for having wog...

Barnaby Joyce is icing his face today following a violent incident that allegedly started over a discussion about season 2 of Stranger Things that was not prefaced with a spoiler alert. Two Tamworth locals have been taken into police custody and charged with aggravated assault. Witnesses claim the altercation started when the victim began describing the problems he had with...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of North-West New South Wales are once again being reminded that Barnaby Joyce is actually from the back-hills of Tamworth, as the man recently stood-down from the role of Deputy Prime Minister. After years of criticising Sydney and Melbourne workers for complaining about house prices, Mr Joyce has in turn, taken his own advice and moved to...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Iranian-born Labor senator Sam Dastyari was approached by a group of patriots in a Melbourne pub last night who then decided to film themselves hurling racially-charged insults at the politician. Through the three minute video, the patriots in question repeatedly tell Mr Dastyari to 'go home to Iran' while the practising socialist repeatedly explains that he doesn't...