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Gay Marriage Bill Expected To Pass After Coalition Officially Use Up Both Their Reviews

KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT Same-Sex marriage opponents were dealt a huge blow this afternoon, after it was confirmed that they’ve used up all of their reviews and won’t get any more to fight the passing of the bill. Coalition captain Tony Abbott had displayed some truly frivolous reviewing over the course of the debate, and matters came to a head today as yet...

NSW Premier Considers Pulling Down Opera House And Making It A Bit Bigger For No Reason

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Gladys Berejiklian has reportedly spent some time sniffing around the Opera House this morning, looking for somewhere else to piss away billions of dollars. Other members within the party have revealed to The Advocate today that the Premier is not content with spending just $2 billion demolishing and rebuilding the two major football stadiums in Sydney, so is...

Katter Welcomes Banking Royal Commission But He Ain’t Spending Anymore Time On It Because, In The Meantime, Every Three Months, A Person Is Torn To Pieces By A Crocodile...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Maverick North Queensland MP The Honourable Bob Katter III has today commended the Turnbull Government for 'growing a set' and announcing a royal commission into the banking sector, after Australia's big four banks wrote to the Treasurer asking for an inquiry to restore public faith in the financial system. Turnbull fronted media today alongside Scott Morrison MP to declare...

One Nation Staff Change Channels To Albion Greyhounds Halfway Through Election Coverage

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It is believed the minds behind the unsuccessful Queensland state election campaign were quick to change channels after realising that their party wasn't going to win one seat over the weekend. Hanson and her followers spent the election day at Buderim on Queensland's Sunshine Coast - not an area that would be readily associated with hardcore Xenophobia and political...

Malcolm Roberts Returns To Former Job Of Denying Climate Change In A Sandwich Board

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former senator-turned-state-political-hopeful Malcolm Roberts has returned to his former role with the Galileo Movement, after being defeated in the Queensland election over the weekend. The One Nation candidate was hoping to win the Ipswich electorate at Saturday's state election just weeks are being parachuted in at the eleventh hour - but ultimately fell short of his goal. Now with his political...

QLD VOTES: Nation Wonders If Queensland Will Validate One Nation’s Existence

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As millions of Queenslanders head to the polls today, the rest of the nation looks on with wonder and anticipation. Often a great litmus test for the country's political sentiments as a whole, the election is the first since controversial paramilitary organisation, One Nation, won a number of Federal Senate seats last year. Which is why...

PM Demands Kiwis And PNG Stop Conspiring To Solve Humanitarian Crisis Behind His Back

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has come out today and demanded that the leaders of Australia's closest neighbours stop meddling behind his back to solve the situation on Manus Island, and allow things to continue not happening. "Just cut it out" he said. "We've got this. It's none of your business... A part from maybe you lot ... This isn't an...

Brisbane Baby Boomer Confident In LNP’s Chances After Waving At Traffic For 4 Hours

LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT An outspoken local and avid reader of the works of Murdoch, has come back to his gated community in The Gap today, confident he’s boosted his favourite parties numbers substantially. The humble optimism came after Cooke pulled a two-hour stint on the corner of Waterworks and Settlement Roads this morning. In a solid effort, he waved...

Malcolm Turnbull Steps Out In His Favourite AC⚡DC T-Shirt

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Laughing off the suggestion that he's completely and utterly detached from modern Australian society, the Prime Minister was spotted at a local beach in his electorate wearing his favourite AC⚡DC t-shirt. Telling following journalists that he 'simply had a brain fart' yesterday on Triple M Brisbane where he was unable to name a single Acca...

QLD: One Nation Only Party Listening To Working Class Pleas To Be Paid Less On Weekends

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Queensland election enters it's final lap, Pauline Hanson has today announced that One Nation is the only party taking the time to listen to the wants and needs of the working class - and how thankful they are to have their penalty rates taken from them. One headline that has been greatly overshadowed by citizenship drama and postal...

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