Politics

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Parliament breaking again for another month, Pauline Hanson tried her hardest today to grab a few headlines. The former fish and chip operator from Ipswich put forward a motion in the Senate today, to try and alleviate the suffering of the nation's Caucasians. The motion asked the Senate to acknowledge: The deplorable rise of anti-white racism and attacks on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After five days in prison awaiting trial for a charge of public nuisance and a log of unpaid parking fines, The Former Prime Minister has today used his one phone call to ask his former Deputy if he missed anything good on last night's season 3 return of ABC's Black Comedy. "Did they do the what's this then slut...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Media mogul and international king maker Rupert Murdoch has confirmed today that he is currently hatching a bold plan. The News Corp overlord spoke to our reporters over the phone explaining that he is considering pulling another power play this year. With the country still reeling after yet another leadership battle, Murdoch said that he is considering throwing...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After rapidly embracing a new model of staunch Indigenous activism, Uncle Tony Abbott has this weekend experienced the same discrimination faced by many of his black constituents. The newly-appointed Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs says he was arrested for no good reason while walking home from the South Sydney Rabbitohs semi-finals clash against the St George Illawarra Dragons. Using...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just minutes after stepping out for lunch today, the Prime Minister held a press conference to throw a wet blanket over his predecessor's calls to have Peter Dutton's eligibility to sit in the House decided by the High Court. However, just as Scott Morrison was about to answer a very difficult question, his phone rang. He...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister and the current Member for Grayndler, Anthony Albanese MP has today fronted the media after some onkgray scuffed his new cream coloured Nike TNs at a music event in Sydney's outer inner west. The Shadow Minister for Infrastructure, Transport, Cities and Regional Development, says he knew exactly what had happened when some no hoper stood on...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peter Dutton has slammed the powerful media figures today after the au pair scandal rages on. The aspirational Home Affairs Minister, who confirmed to us today that he is wishing things were still the way they were before he shat the bed in a leadership challenge, has once again hit out at what he calls the ‘media elites'...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has today admitted to possibly having a rubber arm when it comes to treating his nephew and nieces. "They know I just crumble when they hit me up for some choccies or some toys" said Mr Abbott. "I know I gotta be firmer, but hey if you can't treat your own mob then who can...

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact As the government continues to implode over the Prime Minister's horrible handling of several serious allegations of sex crimes being perpetrated by both staffers and ministers, the loudest critics of the Liberal Party are starting to come from within. After a weekend of visiting flood ravaged towns that have just finished all the heavy lifting, Morrison needed to...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation's newest Prime Minister Scott Morrison was forced to concede today. Fielding questions about his newfound role, the rich white man from Sydney had to admit that, while he is rich, he isn't 'Turnbull rich.' The admission came after we questioned the man being dubbed ScoMo, about whether he would be pulling 'a Turnbull' and donating his salary, rather...