Politics

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although Prime Minister of Australia and professional seat warmer Scott Morrison has been the nation’s leader since August 2018, the nation is wondering exactly when he will be called out for giving himself the nickname ‘ScoMo.’ Since being sworn in, the PM has received a lot of criticism from the public for his focus on religious discrimination, lack of...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One member of the National Party has today tried to stem the current bleeding from some bad press in recent days and weeks, by explaining to a farmer why he and his mates don't mind a bit of Nazism right now. The young man named Tommy Cottrell (23) has done so by trying to swing public perception in his...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prominent Federal Labor MPs have called on the Government to deny a visa to Gavin McInnes, the founder of the controversial white male supremacist organisation, The Proud Boys, who is due to visit Australia in November, to remind dorky kids with preppy haircuts that they too matter. Even if their dad left the family during his formative years. "Proud...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Robert Shorten has been thrust into the limelight today. This comes after allegations surfaced that the twin brother of the Opposition leader Bill Shorten, stole all of the Labor leader's personality. Arguably one of Labor's best-kept secrets, it is believed that the personality hogging has been taking place since the Shortens' early teens. Rob Shorten who has been known to regale his...

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Waiting patiently for a few months now, a prominent local businessman has confirmed today that he might bite the bullet. 38 year old Liberal Party Donor Hamish McSwillion, spoke to The Advocate just moments ago about the dilemma he has faced since the liberal party blew up a little while ago. 'Well you see, I have donated a lot of money...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a big move this morning, the Prime Minister has announced a 102 million dollar package to help rain affected Instagram influencers. The package comes after a horror run of rain and miserable weather has thrown the Instagram industry into turmoil. With day after day of cloudy skies and heavy rain following a few months of bushfire dominated social media, many...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On behalf of her close personal friend Barnaby Joyce, Gina Rinehart telephoned Rupert Murdoch this afternoon to see if he's hugged the cactus on the backbench long enough. Australia's richest person is said to be working as a mediator between the two powerful men and she took the time to speak to The Advocate about...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite growing up only a few kilometres away from the nation's most iconic and historical Jewish-Australian enclave, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again missed the mark in his efforts to secure the Jewish vote in the upcoming Wentworth By-Election. This follow's his surprise announcement on Tuesday that Australia may relocate its embassy to Jerusalem. A captain's call that...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After being unable to convince the majority of a predominantly white upper house to vote in favour of her incendiary motion that declared, "It's OK to be white." - Pauline Hanson has now turned her attention to the sickly Great Barrier Reef. The One Nation Senator has since flown to the Great Barrier Reef to discuss anti-white prejudice with the world's...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NSW Nationals MP Troy Grant has come out saying his party was not a "safe harbour for people with outrageous views", responding to revelations that alt-right nationalists have been attempting to stack the NSW Young Nationals. Ironically, while the organisation is mostly made up of young men lacking reliable father figures, the alt-right's stance on abortion laws is surprisingly...